I doubt he genuinely feels bad about it, but I'm sure the FBI's investigation into him persuaded him that it's in his best interests to apologize. |
Wait, you think that someone who has gone so far down the rabbit hole that they won't believe Alex Jones when he says he was wrong will believe the MSM when the camera takes a tour "of what they say is" the inside of Comet Pizza? Because they absolutely trust the MSM, amirite? And that they are not going to turn around and say, of course there is no child sex ring *now* because the Patriot nutjob with a gun changed it away? Really? This was all some confusion that the owner of Comet Pizza could have cleared up with an interview? The wacko conspiracy theorists would have believed him? Ummm-- okay. |
Absolutely! I've never seen any news story where the owner had a reporter and TV crew come inside and be shown all around in the place. That's never happened as far as I know. Second, I've eaten their pizza on several occasions. It's "m'eh" pizza, at best. The crust is soggy and too dense, the cheese is too oily, the sauce is VERY good, and the wait staff is listless and unmotivated. There's data for ya. |
Well then, I guess your data speaks for itself. |
Sure... they enjoyed getting shot up, all the violent calls, and the extreme drop in business. Trumpkin parallel universe |
Reporters eat at Comet Pizza. It's right in a neighborhood where lots of reporters live. And there's no shortage of videos or images from inside the restaurant: https://www.google.com/search?q=comet+pizza+news&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS717US719&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIyc6Y2fTSAhUK2SYKHf5ADmQQ_AUICCgD&biw=1295&bih=838&dpr=0.9 Do you think this is some secret members-only club that you can only get into if you have a password or something? Anyone can go inside Comet Pizza. It's a restaurant. But please, tell me how the conspiracy still holds. |
Well, you haven't addressed the fact that PP thinks they have "meh" pizza, which is somehow central to this plot. Come to think of it, I don't like Pizza Hut pizza. Too greasy. Wait! You don't think.... |
Pizza Hut could clear up these rumors in ten minutes if they didn't keep their doors locked at all hours and not let anyone inside. #pizzahutgate |
PP on this, and exactly. Except-- disclaimer--- IT WAS A JOKE!!! Sorry. I just don't want to feel responsible when some nutjob shoots up a Pizza Hut, because they are looking for the missing Comet Pizza child sex ring. |
You saying it was a joke further convinces me that this conspiracy goes *deep*. (I'm joking, too.) |
Np. Comet pizza was on groupon frequently to generate business not anymore though. I guess they got more business from this scandal |
In fact in goes *deep dish pizza* Sorry, terrible pun. But, I couldn't resist.
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HA! You couldn't, and shouldn't, resist. #deepdishpizzagate |
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I'm the "m'eh" pizza poster.
You all have misjudged me. For the record, in my opinion, there IS NO conspiracy. No child slavery sex ring, no demonic ritual sacrifices, no anything. Just a pizza shop that sells mediocre quality pizza (but with great sauce) at higher than justified prices, with lousy wait staff service. And if I were the owner, I'd probably be grateful for all the pity patronage I could get, as I'm sure he is. Because pity, and politics, are why people are eating there. Cause the pizza itself, and the disinterested waiters, sure aren't the reason people are coming in. |
No. We have not misjudged you. The judgment of idiot still remains. Your conspiracy theory is that the owner of Cosmos manufactured a conspiracy theory and brought the death threats, protests and guy going in an shooting a gun off upon himself? You're as nutty as Alex Jones. |