How to raise this without offending

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry I've never heard of this made up "holiday". If you want those things from your wife, perhaps have an honest conversation with her about your sex life.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Tomorrow, being March 14th, is of course the male version of Valentine's day aka steak and BJ day. I think DW is unaware of the existence of this new holiday (or at least she's not letting on that she knows). How do I raise the issue subtly without seeming needy and begging for it?

Subtly? You don't. The more subtle you are, the more desperate you appear. Just ask. And don't make it about this made up "holiday."

Do you people have any fun in your lives?

But you're aren't fun. Just dim-witted and desperate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If I get a BJ I'll dine on your pie.

+ 1 - and that's exactly what happened yesterday morning. As schools were closed, the kids were sleeping in and we had extra time for ourselves -= very hot and intense morning sex with DW with reciprocal oral and multiple positions for PIV.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Tomorrow, being March 14th, is of course the male version of Valentine's day aka steak and BJ day. I think DW is unaware of the existence of this new holiday (or at least she's not letting on that she knows). How do I raise the issue subtly without seeming needy and begging for it?

Should have married a chick like me. DH gets both on the regular.

Yes I should have. He is a lucky dude

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tomorrow, being March 14th, is of course the male version of Valentine's day aka steak and BJ day. I think DW is unaware of the existence of this new holiday (or at least she's not letting on that she knows). How do I raise the issue subtly without seeming needy and begging for it?

It's 3/15 brah..

And stop being a wuss and just tell her. If she gets offended tell her to stop clutching her pearls and bend over, as she obviously needs an unwinding.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tomorrow, being March 14th, is of course the male version of Valentine's day aka steak and BJ day. I think DW is unaware of the existence of this new holiday (or at least she's not letting on that she knows). How do I raise the issue subtly without seeming needy and begging for it?

Subtly? You don't. The more subtle you are, the more desperate you appear. Just ask. And don't make it about this made up "holiday."

Do you people have any fun in your lives?

But you're aren't fun. Just dim-witted and desperate.

^^^dried up hag alert!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tomorrow, being March 14th, is of course the male version of Valentine's day aka steak and BJ day. I think DW is unaware of the existence of this new holiday (or at least she's not letting on that she knows). How do I raise the issue subtly without seeming needy and begging for it?

Subtly? You don't. The more subtle you are, the more desperate you appear. Just ask. And don't make it about this made up "holiday."

Do you people have any fun in your lives?

But you're aren't fun. Just dim-witted and desperate.

^^^dried up hag alert!

^^^^ sexy, loved wife calling out a giant-gutted DH with a wife who wouldn't blow him if his actual life were in the balance!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tomorrow, being March 14th, is of course the male version of Valentine's day aka steak and BJ day. I think DW is unaware of the existence of this new holiday (or at least she's not letting on that she knows). How do I raise the issue subtly without seeming needy and begging for it?

Subtly? You don't. The more subtle you are, the more desperate you appear. Just ask. And don't make it about this made up "holiday."

Do you people have any fun in your lives?

But you're aren't fun. Just dim-witted and desperate.

^^^dried up hag alert!

^^^^ sexy, loved wife calling out a giant-gutted DH with a wife who wouldn't blow him if his actual life were in the balance![/quote

+1

[Anonymous]

OP here. Please read the whole thread with my replies. Oral sex isn't an issue for me or my DW. I was trying to spark a little life into some of the uptight people here by posting about a fun little holiday. So many posts about dysfunctional sex lives, I thought posting this might provoke some fun conversation and maybe some fun in your bedrooms. Sounds like the fun folks were already clued in and the others are too far gone to get inspired.

I will "exhaust" you no more and I'm sorry but the banana peel thing ain't happening. Please, return to your misery.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. Please read the whole thread with my replies. Oral sex isn't an issue for me or my DW. I was trying to spark a little life into some of the uptight people here by posting about a fun little holiday. So many posts about dysfunctional sex lives, I thought posting this might provoke some fun conversation and maybe some fun in your bedrooms. Sounds like the fun folks were already clued in and the others are too far gone to get inspired.

I will "exhaust" you no more and I'm sorry but the banana peel thing ain't happening. Please, return to your misery.

Your post was weird, sad, and confusing (how to avoid begging your wife for sex on the basis of an imaginary "holiday" that no one has heard of?), but it's everyone else who has a problem. Ok. Just accept that your attempt at provoking "fun" failed, and move on.

[Anonymous]

I've never heard of this holiday and since my DW was out of town nothing would have happened anyway. I did have beef tenderloin but the BJ will have to wait a couple of days. But it will happen!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OP here. Please read the whole thread with my replies. Oral sex isn't an issue for me or my DW. I was trying to spark a little life into some of the uptight people here by posting about a fun little holiday. So many posts about dysfunctional sex lives, I thought posting this might provoke some fun conversation and maybe some fun in your bedrooms. Sounds like the fun folks were already clued in and the others are too far gone to get inspired.

I will "exhaust" you no more and I'm sorry but the banana peel thing ain't happening. Please, return to your misery.

Your post was weird, sad, and confusing (how to avoid begging your wife for sex on the basis of an imaginary "holiday" that no one has heard of?), but it's everyone else who has a problem. Ok. Just accept that your attempt at provoking "fun" failed, and move on.

Well, maybe because I had to make it up and I was trying to appeal to those looking for the "sensitive man" instead of being myself. Maybe I should have given it more than 30 secs of thought.