Explaining the different Santas

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't want to start a whole debate here but I have a 6YO (we are of a different religion and don't do Santa) and I find it impossible to believe that 6 YOs believe there's one Santa who manages to deliver presents to every child on earth in one night? My kid would never buy this in a million years.

Well lady it is not only possible, but it is magical. Sorry yours is missing out.

By the way, if you knew a little more about time zones, you would realize Santa doesn't deliver in just one night. He has a lot more time than you think. He also has these incredible elves that work Prep and Landing. They got that $hit down to a science. He is in and out in no time. Throw in magical flying reindeer and Rudolph if there is a storm. It can be done. Oh and one more thing, he isn't giving presents to EVERY child on Earth. Only the ones that believe which means a lot of houses get skipped over. That is a huge time saver and probably helps out us believers in the long run. Merry Christmas!!

**Drops Mic**

Love it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't want to start a whole debate here but I have a 6YO (we are of a different religion and don't do Santa) and I find it impossible to believe that 6 YOs believe there's one Santa who manages to deliver presents to every child on earth in one night? My kid would never buy this in a million years.

Well lady it is not only possible, but it is magical. Sorry yours is missing out.

By the way, if you knew a little more about time zones, you would realize Santa doesn't deliver in just one night. He has a lot more time than you think. He also has these incredible elves that work Prep and Landing. They got that $hit down to a science. He is in and out in no time. Throw in magical flying reindeer and Rudolph if there is a storm. It can be done. Oh and one more thing, he isn't giving presents to EVERY child on Earth. Only the ones that believe which means a lot of houses get skipped over. That is a huge time saver and probably helps out us believers in the long run. Merry Christmas!!

You win the internet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Santa is a make believe character and that is an adult in costume."

Nice work, Scrooge.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't want to start a whole debate here but I have a 6YO (we are of a different religion and don't do Santa) and I find it impossible to believe that 6 YOs believe there's one Santa who manages to deliver presents to every child on earth in one night? My kid would never buy this in a million years.

Well lady it is not only possible, but it is magical. Sorry yours is missing out.

By the way, if you knew a little more about time zones, you would realize Santa doesn't deliver in just one night. He has a lot more time than you think. He also has these incredible elves that work Prep and Landing. They got that $hit down to a science. He is in and out in no time. Throw in magical flying reindeer and Rudolph if there is a storm. It can be done. Oh and one more thing, he isn't giving presents to EVERY child on Earth. Only the ones that believe which means a lot of houses get skipped over. That is a huge time saver and probably helps out us believers in the long run. Merry Christmas!!

I'm speechless. I love you.

Brava, brava!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't want to start a whole debate here but I have a 6YO (we are of a different religion and don't do Santa) and I find it impossible to believe that 6 YOs believe there's one Santa who manages to deliver presents to every child on earth in one night? My kid would never buy this in a million years.

Well lady it is not only possible, but it is magical. Sorry yours is missing out.

By the way, if you knew a little more about time zones, you would realize Santa doesn't deliver in just one night. He has a lot more time than you think. He also has these incredible elves that work Prep and Landing. They got that $hit down to a science. He is in and out in no time. Throw in magical flying reindeer and Rudolph if there is a storm. It can be done. Oh and one more thing, he isn't giving presents to EVERY child on Earth. Only the ones that believe which means a lot of houses get skipped over. That is a huge time saver and probably helps out us believers in the long run. Merry Christmas!!

I wish you were my mom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We usually go with "what do you think" followed by "any other possibilities?" And finally we throw in a "I think any of your ideas could be the answer." And we leave it at that.

Same here! Kids want to believe in the magic, but they're practical, too. I say let them speculate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We usually go with "what do you think" followed by "any other possibilities?" And finally we throw in a "I think any of your ideas could be the answer." And we leave it at that.

I think only a simple kid would accept that.

I think it's the exact opposite.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't want to start a whole debate here but I have a 6YO (we are of a different religion and don't do Santa) and I find it impossible to believe that 6 YOs believe there's one Santa who manages to deliver presents to every child on earth in one night? My kid would never buy this in a million years.

Well lady it is not only possible, but it is magical. Sorry yours is missing out.

By the way, if you knew a little more about time zones, you would realize Santa doesn't deliver in just one night. He has a lot more time than you think. He also has these incredible elves that work Prep and Landing. They got that $hit down to a science. He is in and out in no time. Throw in magical flying reindeer and Rudolph if there is a storm. It can be done. Oh and one more thing, he isn't giving presents to EVERY child on Earth. Only the ones that believe which means a lot of houses get skipped over. That is a huge time saver and probably helps out us believers in the long run. Merry Christmas!!

I'm speechless. I love you.

+1 Slow clapping. This was amazing.

[Anonymous]

Blasphemers! The answer is always "SANTA'S CHRISTMAS MAGIC."

[Anonymous]

PAPA ELF
(hard to break the news)
Well, Buddy, as silly as it sounds, there are a lot of people down South who don't believe in Santa Claus.
BUDDY
(shocked)
What? Who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?
PAPA ELF
There's a rumor floating around that parents are putting them there.
BUDDY
That's ridiculous! There's no way parents could do that all in one night! And what about Santa's cookies!? I suppose parents eat them too?

[Anonymous]

I've never taken my kids to see Santa unless it's a mandatory Santa visit at school.

[Anonymous]

I keep hoping my eight year old will stop believing. I've dropped so many hints, but he's an accepting kind of kid. I use the "Santa can't be everywhere" excuse to explain the boxes from Amazon getting delivered that he can't touch. I tell him Santa has to pre-position stuff to get it all done. I hoped he'd think that's ridiculous, but instead he seems to think that Amazon is an extension of the North Pole.

[Anonymous]

You're smart kid. They're all fakes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I keep hoping my eight year old will stop believing. I've dropped so many hints, but he's an accepting kind of kid. I use the "Santa can't be everywhere" excuse to explain the boxes from Amazon getting delivered that he can't touch. I tell him Santa has to pre-position stuff to get it all done. I hoped he'd think that's ridiculous, but instead he seems to think that Amazon is an extension of the North Pole.

I have never understood parents like you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I keep hoping my eight year old will stop believing. I've dropped so many hints, but he's an accepting kind of kid. I use the "Santa can't be everywhere" excuse to explain the boxes from Amazon getting delivered that he can't touch. I tell him Santa has to pre-position stuff to get it all done. I hoped he'd think that's ridiculous, but instead he seems to think that Amazon is an extension of the North Pole.

I have never understood parents like you.

They are too lazy to parent. They just want a friend to hang with so they hurry-up childhood.