Um, excuse me for asking, but just how old is he??!? |
Same. And he's late 30s. Overeats junk food, too...because he's too distracted by the games (computer/phone/iPad) to notice how much time has passed, or how much food he's eaten. It's gotten worse, not better, since our DC was born. |
| Buying too many books |
+1 |
My dream husband! |
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DH: self pity is absolutely his vice. In the immortal words of Beyoncé, "always with those fucking excuses!"
Me: my vice is secrecy. I have a totally private inner life and a few major secrets as well. |
| spending |
Ooh, share with the class, won't you please? I have a HUGE inner creative life thing going on. I'm fascinated by what other people's look like. |
sounds more like a virtue.
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Booze.
Sex addict. Workaholic. Wait, why am I married?! |
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Work-aholic.
Screenaholic. |
| Self righteousness. If I eat something like a cookie or watch trash TV or like something he doesn't he gets very quiet, which lets me know he's judging me. Hate it! |
| Lying and living in an alternate universe. |
Old books that have bed bugs and roaches in them. |
Like what? |