What can I say in office emails other than "No Worries" and "No Problem"?

[Anonymous]

No sweat. Whatevs. Cool. Coolio.

[Anonymous]

Hakuna Matata

[Anonymous]

Happy to oblige.

I understand, let's get this done

[Anonymous]

It's all good bro.

Forgetta-bout it

It's all good n da hood.

No woz

10-4

All good

We're cool

I got u

[Anonymous]

Sure, absolutely
Happy to help
Glad I could help

[Anonymous]

+1 for Thank you and You're Welcome. I agree that these are not used nearly enough in the office setting.

My usual tag is "Let me know if I can be of further assistance." or "If there are any other questions/issues, please let me know."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:+1 for Thank you and You're Welcome. I agree that these are not used nearly enough in the office setting.

My usual tag is "Let me know if I can be of further assistance." or "If there are any other questions/issues, please let me know."

Sounds like a woman push over closing remark. It's better just to sign your name. John doesn't care if be can be of further assistance, so why should Jane?

[Anonymous]

Why are some of you so weird and formal? It's just not necessary. You are not at Almack's. If I thought you'd be that way, I wouldn't hire you because I don't want a bunch of old cats making everyone's lives miserable around the office.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"No worries" and "no problem" are such silly Millennial expressions. How about "Thank you" when it's warranted, and "You're welcome" when it's warranted. People under 35 don't seem to know those expressions, especially the latter. It's useful oftentimes.

You might want to learn how not to sound like a miserable bitch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I often get effusive thanks for helping people with last-minute tasks and requests, not all of which were their fault. I use "happy to help" frequently. If it really was a pain to help them and I don't want them pulling that kind of request in the future, I will sometimes add more instructions, like "Going forward, please know that it usually takes a few hours to run these reports, etc etc" or "Attached are instructions for using our ticketing system"

Passive aggressive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"No worries" and "no problem" are such silly Millennial expressions. How about "Thank you" when it's warranted, and "You're welcome" when it's warranted. People under 35 don't seem to know those expressions, especially the latter. It's useful oftentimes.

You might want to learn how not to sound like a miserable bitch.

Whoa. If an innocuous statement like this sets you off, then I'm scared. You are a truly angry person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"No worries" and "no problem" are such silly Millennial expressions. How about "Thank you" when it's warranted, and "You're welcome" when it's warranted. People under 35 don't seem to know those expressions, especially the latter. It's useful oftentimes.

You might want to learn how not to sound like a miserable bitch.

Whoa. If an innocuous statement like this sets you off, then I'm scared. You are a truly angry person.

If you are so easily "scared" on top of being so offended that people dare write "no problem," then you belong in daily therapy, not an office setting.

[Anonymous]

Understood.
Got it.
Will do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"No worries" and "no problem" are such silly Millennial expressions. How about "Thank you" when it's warranted, and "You're welcome" when it's warranted. People under 35 don't seem to know those expressions, especially the latter. It's useful oftentimes.

You might want to learn how not to sound like a miserable bitch.

Whoa. If an innocuous statement like this sets you off, then I'm scared. You are a truly angry person.

If you are so easily "scared" on top of being so offended that people dare write "no problem," then you belong in daily therapy, not an office setting.

NP here. Why would someone call another person a "miserable bitch" in response to someone's (IMO) entirely rational suggestion? Sounds like that person needs to be in therapy, not the PP.

[Anonymous]

You're welcome.