Can we stop with the hand-on-hips pose already?

Anonymous
The cross your legs things was originally done to hid shapeless or unsightly legs.

The hands on the hips before the toddler or dog stance is called Akimbo--an African battle stance.

The hands on the hips while posing for the paparazzi is used to slenderize the arms, elongate the torso.

None of these stances are new.
Anonymous
Surprised no one has mentioned the extreme head tilt to the side. I have an acquaintance who in EVERY picture has the hands on hips with her head tilted so far to one side that it looks like her neck is broken.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Surprised no one has mentioned the extreme head tilt to the side. I have an acquaintance who in EVERY picture has the hands on hips with her head tilted so far to one side that it looks like her neck is broken.


I call that the magnet-head pose. It looks something like this

Anonymous


Kardashians famous for the stupid leg cross pose.
Anonymous
And I was also going to post the arm on hip chicken pose, but this article sums it up.

http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2012/04/its-time-to-stop-posing-like-c.html
Anonymous
My sister has been doing this for about 8 years. Every fucking photo. She looks like a cardboard cut out at this point. OVER IT
Anonymous
Now I'm on a roll.

Here's another pose-maniac doing the leg cross.



And her famous pose, the stupid foot turned inward. I have a friend who does this all over Facebook and she looks totally ridiculous.

Anonymous
I have f'ing great arms and shoulders from swimming all summer and the arm pose you're describing is the number one favorite vanity thing that I do.
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