Favorite wrong lyrics-either misheard or intentional
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Anonymous
| "Do the funky lady" aka "Dude looks like a lady" by Aerosmith |
Anonymous
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Bakes my chicken when I sleep.
(Sugar Magnolias.) |
Anonymous
| "We fell in love in a homeless place." Rhianna, courtesy of my kids. |
Anonymous
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"Looks so plastic" -- one of those new songs.
Also, as a child I thought it was "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I , J, K, elemental P. Q, R, S, T, U, V, ...." |
Anonymous
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I was about to post the Rihanna homeless place ... But I came up with it and told my kids!
Another is "how 'bout them shoes" instead of "how bout that sh..." in CeLo Green's FU. |
Anonymous
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The classic has to be Elton John singing "I can't like no more honky dog mess" as the opening to "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," though he'd probably say the lyrics are "I can't light no more ugly darkness.."
There is also the ELO song, "Strange Magic" which appears to say - "I'm gonna strain my d-ck." |
Anonymous
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"Go on, leave me breakfast"
-Leave Me Breathless, The Corrs |
Anonymous
| Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you. |
Anonymous
| The bright blessed day, the dogs say goodnight. |
Anonymous
| "Wrapped up like a douche" and "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" really are the classics. |
Anonymous
| Smokin' Walter... The fire engine guy. (Deep purple) |
Anonymous
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When I was a kid, I used to listen to Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall."
When he said, "Feel the beat...Feel the beat...etc." me and my friends thought he was saying a name..."Vivanee....Vivanee..." |
Anonymous
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Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkel, this line:
"Jubilation, she loves me again" as "Oh fellatio, she does me again" |
Anonymous
| Simian the Whale for Send Me on My Way |
Anonymous
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Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama
original: Now Watergate does not bother me mine: Now whether I'm gay does not bother me |