Favorite wrong lyrics-either misheard or intentional

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Anonymous wrote:There's a bathroom on the right i/o there s a bad moon on the rise


Mary Poppins ...all around the cathedral, the saints and apostles...my DD used to belt out saints and oppossums!

Elton John: Hold me closer, Tony Danza i/o holde closer tiny dancer

+10000

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My husband has recently brought it to my attention that Jack and Diane really are "sucking on chili dogs outside the Tasty Freeze" which makes perfect sense and yet I still can't believe that someone actually wrote that down.

I personally like to sing along to Springsteen like this: "Is that you, baby, or just a brick in disguise?"

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Anonymous wrote:Growing up my dad used white rain hair spray. When I was little I thought Bob Marley was singing "rain rain white" and not "red red wine" and I couldn't figure out why he mixed up the name of the hair speay

UB40

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"There's a bathroom on the right."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"There's a bathroom on the right."

^Just saw I got beat, but it stands!

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I want to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband has recently brought it to my attention that Jack and Diane really are "sucking on chili dogs outside the Tasty Freeze" which makes perfect sense and yet I still can't believe that someone actually wrote that down.

I personally like to sing along to Springsteen like this: "Is that you, baby, or just a brick in disguise?"

What did you think he was saying? Personally I think John Mellencamp sings relatively clearly so that you can understand the lyrics.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Growing up my dad used white rain hair spray. When I was little I thought Bob Marley was singing "rain rain white" and not "red red wine" and I couldn't figure out why he mixed up the name of the hair speay

UB40

Bob Marley performed it back in 68? It was written by Neil Diamond. UB40 had a hit with it though in the 80s.

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Spend 2.5 minutes of your life witnessing this awesomeness

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Don't know the name of the song, but my kids keep singing "It started with a whisker" but I think it is actually "it started with a whisper"

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Revved up like a deuce" always sounded like 'wrapped up like a douche' to me. from Blinded by the Light. That's what I sang along with.

Lol, exactly what I was about to write.

The big winner, I think! We've laughed about this one for years.

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Anonymous wrote:I want to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

This is awesome. I'm an abandoned hedonist, but not completely.

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Black bottomed girls, you make this rocking world go round.

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Some Nelly song that I swear is about "Willem Dafoe and his gold teeth"

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"Follow the muskrat...down to Gorky Park...listening to the wind of change." - The Scorpions