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Womenenitals have names - they don't need euphamisms
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Anonymous
| DH thinks kitty or pussy is way sexier than vagina. And I have never heard him call his balls "scrotum." |
Anonymous
| I agree we should all be ABLE to say/use the correct anatomical terms as needed, but I like using some terms of endearment. Ain't no "womenenitals" post gonna stop me and my lady bits! |
Anonymous
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Someone already posted this link but it really must be cited again.
Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There. STOCKHOLM—In recognition of her groundbreaking work treating life- threatening diseases of the privates, renowned hoo-ha specialist Dr. Victoria Lazoff was awarded the Nobel Prize in Lady Medicine this week. The world's foremost authority on ailments down south, Lazoff led a team of cutting-edge hoo-ha doctors to develop new strategies for detecting abnormal growth in...you know, that area. The accomplished physician humbly accepted medicine's highest honor before a crowd of her peers, and spoke about the importance of regular screenings to prevent unnecessary complications up inside one's business. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/renowned_hoo_ha_doctor_wins_nobel?utm_source=a-section |
Anonymous
| You mean I shouldn't teach my 4 year old to call it her "cootchie snorcher?" |
Anonymous
Who calls a boys penis a penis, are you saying everyone does? I say wee wee for that too. And I am very sorry the women you know can't tell their vagina from their entire vulva... maybe you can show them the difference?? All the women I know certainly know the difference. But I am glad you recognize this is only problematic to you! |
Anonymous
| Aren't there more important things to be worried about that are truly problematic other than what we all call our privates? |
Anonymous
I thought "womenenetials" was for sure some nouveau feminist thing. Thank god it was a typo rather than a total lack of irony on OPs part (calling a woman's cootch by a fake feminist name whilst simultaneously chastising others for calling it a hoo-ha, wing-wang, snippity doodle or whatever cutsey term occurs to a person). |
Anonymous
That's because they're GONADS, you half wit (aka nads, The Nadders, Naderamas, Ad's Near the No- No Hole, Norm's Ad's, and most popularly, The Sax. DH needs some serious schooling. |
Anonymous
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Hold on, are you telling me that it's not really called a cooch?
I've been so deceived and miseducated. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CLEARING THAT UP! |
Anonymous
lololololololol |
Anonymous
| My son thinks the word "penis" is pronounced "peanuts," so that's what he calls it. I think it's so cute (the word)! |
Anonymous
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I'm sorry, but some of the snarky comments on this thread - which usu annoy me- are cracking me up. Tube steak, snatch and other terms . . . I practically snorted my drink out of my nose.
But, OP, to your point, yes we SHOULD be able to use the proper terms when needed. I would never go in to my GYN and say my hoo-ha itches or whatever. I just think that people who can't use the terms seem to be people who have shame about their bodies . . . or at least that is how it appears. And that is sad. And it actually is more of a phenomenon than you think. Dr. Oz (Oprah) was talking about this recent. Not that I follow what the Oprah show says but I do find the doc's talks interesting . . . Having said all that, I don't see wrong with the slang sometimes. I mean, all parts of the body have them. From the head (noggin) to the feet ("my dogs are barking" for tired feet). |
Anonymous
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OP and others, this reminds me of a story that my college roommate's then boyfriend told us about his sister's wedding. Apparently, he was an usher and was seating his mom (the mother of the bride) and his 90-something grandma, who had severe dimentia, at the same time. The grandma leans over, and whispers sotto voce, "Evelyn. I've got an itchy PUSSY!" (emphasis hers). The mom must have looked shocked, because then Grandma pipes up with: "That's what they're calling it these days, right?" Holy shit! That must have been some wedding and I remember that story to this day.
On the other side of the equation, my sister, who is about 13 years younger than me, is famous for the opposite sort of statement. When she was about 5 or so and riding a bike with training wheels, she landed kind of hard on a bump and screamed out, so that the entire neighborhood could hear: "Owwwwwwww, my VAGINA!!!!" (She was fine.) |
Anonymous
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My mom was big on my twin brother and I using the correct words for body parts. When straddling his bike one day, he fell on the bar.
Ran into the house saying, "Mommy, mommy! I hurt my cuticles!" (They had company, who still remind him of this story 30 years later. . .) |