Womenenitals have names - they don't need euphamisms

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OK, I'm dumb. What does tube steak mean?

Did you get any?

OK, now I know.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tube+steak

Well, I hope you had a fine lunch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP, it bothers or concerns you. That does not make it a "phenomenon" or a problem. Who cares what people are calling their privates.

Oh please, it's completely ridiculous that we can call a boy's penis a penis but need to call girls' vulvas silly names.

And even more ridiculous when grown women feel like they have to do so as well because they've been taught that somehow the names for their genitals are too forbidden. Hell, most women don't even know that "vulva" is the only inclusive term and that it is distinct from vagina, which only refers to the birth canal itself. Etc.

It is a phenomenon and a problematic one, imho.

[Anonymous]

Does this mean I can't say va-jay-jay or gazongas anymore?

[Anonymous]

I call my feet peds and my fingers digits, sometimes I shorten buttocks to butt, or replace it with rear, trunk, or ass. It's not because feel forbidden to say the proper term, I'm just not a proper girl about everything. I have no problem talking about my vagina to my Dr, but if I'm talking to my friend I'll probably call it a vajayjay. That's just the way I just talk.

[Anonymous]

what should we call our belly buttons? Is there a proper term for that?

[Anonymous]

I think it's navel-as in navel orange, navel academy, contemplating one's navel.....

[Anonymous]

Ha ha ha, before reading your post thought that womenenitals was a new term Totally agree with you.

[Anonymous]

I agree! Sounds like OP has her vulva in a puff about what I call my kitty. or is that pussy? or my mini? (what we used to call it as kids).

I don't use euphemisms in order to be cute or modest -- it's just elegant variation and sometimes funnier.

[Anonymous]

I like to call mine "Rebecca."

[Anonymous]

My ladylumps also have names - Lily and Regina.

[Anonymous]

The Onion, once again, timely:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/renowned_hoo_ha_doctor_wins_nobel?utm_source=a-section

[Anonymous]

I do like "snatch"!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:navel academy

I imagine they do a lot of yoga there? Or is the curriculum mostly focused on piercing these days?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like to call mine "Rebecca."

I think I just woke up my child with the burst of laughter from this one. Thanks!

[Anonymous]

See, I hate snatch and c*nt-but Chloe( the female driving voice offered on a lot of current GPS systems) now that one I can live with. Also, for testicles, Fred and Larry, the cousins, the onions-now why doesnt' this bother me either-is something wrong with me? Also, I really like calling the penis Johnson-do I need therapy?