Evaluate this text exchange from someone with whom I had one date:

Anonymous
It seems very familiar for a first date. Did you all hit off really well and talk about deep stuff? Did you all take it to the next level and did he serve you breakfast in bed the next morning? Or did you all do dinner and a movie and now these TMI texts....

Details matter.
Anonymous
Oh my God no. The details do not matter. In fact, it's almost worse if you slept together and then he starts talking about his medical procedures.
Anonymous
Gross. Who sends texts in broken English like that??? And you're 40?? These look like the texts from a 15 year old.
Anonymous
Poor guy has no social graces. I almost feel bad for him. That would be the end of it for me, OP. He doesn't have it together.
Anonymous
I don't even know you but I have to believe you can do better than this. He's wildly innappropriate and bizarre. Don't take one more step down this rabbit hole.
Anonymous
Well, at a minimum you've made me really glad I'm not single anymore. My dork of a husband looks pretty good right now!
Anonymous
Being called sweetness, catwoman, and pretty lady by someone I barely knew who was also discussing his colonoscopy would set my teeth on edge.
Anonymous
Yuck. Run the other way.
Anonymous
No. Just no. Poor sentence structure, text "language" and sugary pet names after one date.

I'd be in the shower,scrubbing all memories for a week after the first text. *shudder*
Anonymous
I had to read all those texts three times to figure out what he was even trying to say.
That is three more times than they deserve.
Move along, he is obviously struggling in a lot of ways that revealed themselves in three very strange text exchanges.
And I was sure you were both in your early 20's.
No way I would continue any farther at 40!
Anonymous
Seems really lonely and lacking in social awareness.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:He sounds creepy, plus it took me forever to decipher his messages.


+1 I made it through half and have up.
Anonymous
I don't get "rocket man" ?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I don't get "rocket man" ?


He was referring to the contents of his stomach blowing forcefully out of his a$$, I imagine.
Colonoscopy prep does that to you. Ew!!
Anonymous
Yuck. What a turn off
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