What if God was one of us?

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Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?

When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?

I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.

He never experienced sex though.

This is not clear. He may have been up to his neck in clunge.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

None of the rest of us were born of a virgin. That was pretty special!

[Anonymous]

Jesus walks.

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What a vulgar, nasty, crude thread to mock this or any other deity that people believe in.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?

When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?

I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.

He never experienced sex though.

I think he did.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No one’s laughing at God When there’s a famine or fire or flood

But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us.

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to find Him laughing...

I will ask him about the extreme poverty and helpless, frightened children across the world.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What a vulgar, nasty, crude thread to mock this or any other deity that people believe in.

I am not mocking, and I do believe. But I also have questions and doubts about much of the authenticity people cling to.

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What if God was not one of us? Like if God is a supreme being from another world we cannot comprehend and we're merely an experiment in a petri dish? And he cares as much about us as we do a petri dish of bacteria?

[Anonymous]

^^ superior being

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What if God was not one of us? Like if God is a supreme being from another world we cannot comprehend and we're merely an experiment in a petri dish? And he cares as much about us as we do a petri dish of bacteria?

Horton Hears a Who

At least Horton cared! lol

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Anonymous wrote:Lol, my biggest issue with that song is the grammar. What if god were one of us.

+1 to a fellow fan of the subjunctive!

Dear God, people!
poetic license!

I know they're _allowed_ to do it incorrectly, but it bugs me when there's no purpose to it. If she needed "was" to make a rhyme or for some other reason, great! But there's no rhythmic or rhyme-based reason to say, "What if God was one of us?" rather than "What if God were one of us?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just a stranger on the bus; Trying to make His way home?

Joan Osborne - didn't she bite the head off a bat once?

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Anonymous wrote:Just a stranger on the bus; Trying to make His way home?

Joan Osborne - didn't she bite the head off a bat once?

She bit the head off of ozzy osbourne's unit.