What if God was one of us?

[takoma]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lol, my biggest issue with that song is the grammar. What if god were one of us.

+1 to a fellow fan of the subjunctive!

But if I were a Christian who believes God WAS one of us 2100 years ago, the indicative would more sense, wouldn't it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?

When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?

When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?

I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?

When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?

I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.

He never experienced sex though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No one’s laughing at God When there’s a famine or fire or flood

But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us.

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to find Him laughing...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?

When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?

I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.

He never experienced sex though.

womp womp

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?

When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?

I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.

He never experienced sex though.

There are sources (and I don't mean the Da Vinci Code) that suggest otherwise. The Bible also has a LARGE gap in Jesus's lifespan. He could have inseminated many a young lady (or young gents) during those years.

[Anonymous]

2000+ years ago God seemed to be revealing himself quite a lot to some select people. Don't you think now would be the perfect time to get a message out with the Internet and twitter and facebook. You reach millions of people in seconds. But yet, still no God.

[Anonymous]

God was one of us about 2,000 years ago, and He continues to be in each of us every day.

[Anonymous]

Help me, Jesus!

You just call out my name, and you know wherever I am,
I'll come running...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lol, my biggest issue with that song is the grammar. What if god were one of us.

+1 to a fellow fan of the subjunctive!

Dear God, people!
poetic license!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:God was one of us about 2,000 years ago, and He continues to be in each of us every day.

lame

I want a burning bush to talk to me today.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?

(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)

I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?

When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?

I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.

He never experienced sex though.

Says who? Puritans?

[Anonymous]

Maybe God will break on through to the other side soon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:God can not be in the presence of sin.

Whaddya mean? Jesus hung around with sinners all the time.