Who is Chipotle Lady?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I recognize at least one new thread by her everyday I check DCUM. She is easy to spot because she overshares. It is like she can't help herself. And, her threads usually have exclamation points in the subject or OMG or Am I overreacting? Then her OPs are stories of her overreacting.

She is not a reliable narrator. Her story evolves as saner people call her out on things. Then she gets really defensive and flip. She responds to her own threads a lot and at all hours. She is quick to go on the attack. She becomes unhinged.

There are the threads that go quietly. People agree with her and it is all rainbows and glitter. They are filled with "wow, you really get me." She flatters easily.

She has a 2.5 DD and a 6 month old DS. She does not seem to really like her kids. There is always something wrong with them. She can't handle them. They do not keep up with the skewed advanced DCUM child development and she freaks out a lot about this. She also clearly has anxiety about allowing her children to grow up in the real world. She is constantly blaming other people for messing with her kids.

She is from Brazil I believe. Her DH is from another country. They do not live in DC.

She denies many of her threads.

I think CL is one and the same as FBFNFTM, with slightly improved English. Seriously, everything is the same.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I recognize at least one new thread by her everyday I check DCUM. She is easy to spot because she overshares. It is like she can't help herself. And, her threads usually have exclamation points in the subject or OMG or Am I overreacting? Then her OPs are stories of her overreacting.

She is not a reliable narrator. Her story evolves as saner people call her out on things. Then she gets really defensive and flip. She responds to her own threads a lot and at all hours. She is quick to go on the attack. She becomes unhinged.

There are the threads that go quietly. People agree with her and it is all rainbows and glitter. They are filled with "wow, you really get me." She flatters easily.

She has a 2.5 DD and a 6 month old DS. She does not seem to really like her kids. There is always something wrong with them. She can't handle them. They do not keep up with the skewed advanced DCUM child development and she freaks out a lot about this. She also clearly has anxiety about allowing her children to grow up in the real world. She is constantly blaming other people for messing with her kids.

She is from Brazil I believe. Her DH is from another country. They do not live in DC.

She denies many of her threads.

I think CL is one and the same as FBFNFTM, with slightly improved English. Seriously, everything is the same.

Yes, she is FBFNFTM...and I am sure about that because people have pointed it out several times while replying to her threads and she always asks "what is FBFNFTM???? I mean...seriously? People said it before but she pretends she doesn't even know what the hell FBFNFTM means..ummm okay

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I've seen people mention this nom de plume, and am curious. Do people develop identities that others can somehow pinpoint, despite the anonymity?

nom de plume? just ask the question without inserting something in a different language, done just to show how oh so smart and wordly you think you are.
Oh, I have no idea who CL is. I've always wondered though.

Are you the one who started the word getting mad at everyone for using the word schadenfreude?

No, not me. Just find it annoying when people insert words or phrases that she knows most people wont understand as they are in a different language....thus forcing us to google the word. kinda rude, but Im over it. maybe Im easily annoyed today because RHNY and RHNJ have ended their season and Im stuck watching RHMiami. I guess I could use my time looking up random foreign words instead of watching Bravo....

Personally I think it's really annoying when people use abbreviations for TV shows or other inane things that I google or otherwise figure out, and then regret having wasted the time. At least if you google nom de plume, you're learning something that makes you better educated.

[Anonymous]

PP, are you that much of a loser that you had to search for a thread from October and reply to it? Yikes

[Anonymous]

PP could be new and wanted to know who CL is.

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Anonymous wrote:I've seen people mention this nom de plume, and am curious. Do people develop identities that others can somehow pinpoint, despite the anonymity?

nom de plume? just ask the question without inserting something in a different language, done just to show how oh so smart and wordly you think you are.
Oh, I have no idea who CL is. I've always wondered though.

Are you the one who started the word getting mad at everyone for using the word schadenfreude?

No, not me. Just find it annoying when people insert words or phrases that she knows most people wont understand as they are in a different language....thus forcing us to google the word. kinda rude, but Im over it. maybe Im easily annoyed today because RHNY and RHNJ have ended their season and Im stuck watching RHMiami. I guess I could use my time looking up random foreign words instead of watching Bravo....

I am surprised that you don't know the meaning of nom de plume, but I am SHOCKED that you think most people don't. I don't know why... I guess I just thought that if a person were that ignorant, it would have become apparent to her on some previous occasion.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP, are you that much of a loser that you had to search for a thread from October and reply to it? Yikes

Someone always has to be the contrarian. But I guess contrarians are the most in need of hugs.

::HUG!::