Who is Chipotle Lady?

[Anonymous]

Some other CL posts

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/255640.page

[Anonymous]

Get acquainted with the search feature, troll.

[Anonymous]

I recognize at least one new thread by her everyday I check DCUM. She is easy to spot because she overshares. It is like she can't help herself. And, her threads usually have exclamation points in the subject or OMG or Am I overreacting? Then her OPs are stories of her overreacting.

She is not a reliable narrator. Her story evolves as saner people call her out on things. Then she gets really defensive and flip. She responds to her own threads a lot and at all hours. She is quick to go on the attack. She becomes unhinged.

There are the threads that go quietly. People agree with her and it is all rainbows and glitter. They are filled with "wow, you really get me." She flatters easily.

She has a 2.5 DD and a 6 month old DS. She does not seem to really like her kids. There is always something wrong with them. She can't handle them. They do not keep up with the skewed advanced DCUM child development and she freaks out a lot about this. She also clearly has anxiety about allowing her children to grow up in the real world. She is constantly blaming other people for messing with her kids.

She is from Brazil I believe. Her DH is from another country. They do not live in DC.

She denies many of her threads.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I recognize at least one new thread by her everyday I check DCUM. She is easy to spot because she overshares. It is like she can't help herself. And, her threads usually have exclamation points in the subject or OMG or Am I overreacting? Then her OPs are stories of her overreacting.

She is not a reliable narrator. Her story evolves as saner people call her out on things. Then she gets really defensive and flip. She responds to her own threads a lot and at all hours. She is quick to go on the attack. She becomes unhinged.

There are the threads that go quietly. People agree with her and it is all rainbows and glitter. They are filled with "wow, you really get me." She flatters easily.

She has a 2.5 DD and a 6 month old DS. She does not seem to really like her kids. There is always something wrong with them. She can't handle them. They do not keep up with the skewed advanced DCUM child development and she freaks out a lot about this. She also clearly has anxiety about allowing her children to grow up in the real world. She is constantly blaming other people for messing with her kids.

She is from Brazil I believe. Her DH is from another country. They do not live in DC.

She denies many of her threads.

Yup, overshares with lots of details. But they seem mostly harmless topics. And yes to the exclamation points, OMB or Am I overreacting in her posts. She can get a bit crazy but find her posts entertaining. I just hope there is not anything seriously mentally wrong with her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I recognize at least one new thread by her everyday I check DCUM. She is easy to spot because she overshares. It is like she can't help herself. And, her threads usually have exclamation points in the subject or OMG or Am I overreacting? Then her OPs are stories of her overreacting.

She is not a reliable narrator. Her story evolves as saner people call her out on things. Then she gets really defensive and flip. She responds to her own threads a lot and at all hours. She is quick to go on the attack. She becomes unhinged.

There are the threads that go quietly. People agree with her and it is all rainbows and glitter. They are filled with "wow, you really get me." She flatters easily.

She has a 2.5 DD and a 6 month old DS. She does not seem to really like her kids. There is always something wrong with them. She can't handle them. They do not keep up with the skewed advanced DCUM child development and she freaks out a lot about this. She also clearly has anxiety about allowing her children to grow up in the real world. She is constantly blaming other people for messing with her kids.

She is from Brazil I believe. Her DH is from another country. They do not live in DC.

She denies many of her threads.

Really? I can usually pick her threads out pretty quick (like you say, they're very distinctive) but none of have pinged with me lately. I thought she went quiet, but maybe my Stinky Eyedar is broken.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I recognize at least one new thread by her everyday I check DCUM. She is easy to spot because she overshares. It is like she can't help herself. And, her threads usually have exclamation points in the subject or OMG or Am I overreacting? Then her OPs are stories of her overreacting.

She is not a reliable narrator. Her story evolves as saner people call her out on things. Then she gets really defensive and flip. She responds to her own threads a lot and at all hours. She is quick to go on the attack. She becomes unhinged.

There are the threads that go quietly. People agree with her and it is all rainbows and glitter. They are filled with "wow, you really get me." She flatters easily.

She has a 2.5 DD and a 6 month old DS. She does not seem to really like her kids. There is always something wrong with them. She can't handle them. They do not keep up with the skewed advanced DCUM child development and she freaks out a lot about this. She also clearly has anxiety about allowing her children to grow up in the real world. She is constantly blaming other people for messing with her kids.

She is from Brazil I believe. Her DH is from another country. They do not live in DC.

She denies many of her threads.

This was fun to read.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I recognize at least one new thread by her everyday I check DCUM. She is easy to spot because she overshares. It is like she can't help herself. And, her threads usually have exclamation points in the subject or OMG or Am I overreacting? Then her OPs are stories of her overreacting.

She is not a reliable narrator. Her story evolves as saner people call her out on things. Then she gets really defensive and flip. She responds to her own threads a lot and at all hours. She is quick to go on the attack. She becomes unhinged.

There are the threads that go quietly. People agree with her and it is all rainbows and glitter. They are filled with "wow, you really get me." She flatters easily.

She has a 2.5 DD and a 6 month old DS. She does not seem to really like her kids. There is always something wrong with them. She can't handle them. They do not keep up with the skewed advanced DCUM child development and she freaks out a lot about this. She also clearly has anxiety about allowing her children to grow up in the real world. She is constantly blaming other people for messing with her kids.

She is from Brazil I believe. Her DH is from another country. They do not live in DC.

She denies many of her threads.

Really? I can usually pick her threads out pretty quick (like you say, they're very distinctive) but none of have pinged with me lately. I thought she went quiet, but maybe my Stinky Eyedar is broken.

Not the PP you responded to but I have also seen her threads lately. She's quite prolific.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I recognize at least one new thread by her everyday I check DCUM. She is easy to spot because she overshares. It is like she can't help herself. And, her threads usually have exclamation points in the subject or OMG or Am I overreacting? Then her OPs are stories of her overreacting.

She is not a reliable narrator. Her story evolves as saner people call her out on things. Then she gets really defensive and flip. She responds to her own threads a lot and at all hours. She is quick to go on the attack. She becomes unhinged.

There are the threads that go quietly. People agree with her and it is all rainbows and glitter. They are filled with "wow, you really get me." She flatters easily.

She has a 2.5 DD and a 6 month old DS. She does not seem to really like her kids. There is always something wrong with them. She can't handle them. They do not keep up with the skewed advanced DCUM child development and she freaks out a lot about this. She also clearly has anxiety about allowing her children to grow up in the real world. She is constantly blaming other people for messing with her kids.

She is from Brazil I believe. Her DH is from another country. They do not live in DC.

She denies many of her threads.

This was fun to read.

I second that. Nice synopsis! And to the other PP, Stinky Eyedar has to become a new phrase here. Love it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I've seen people mention this nom de plume, and am curious. Do people develop identities that others can somehow pinpoint, despite the anonymity?

nom de plume? just ask the question without inserting something in a different language, done just to show how oh so smart and wordly you think you are.
Oh, I have no idea who CL is. I've always wondered though.

Are you the one who started the word getting mad at everyone for using the word schadenfreude?

No, not me. Just find it annoying when people insert words or phrases that she knows most people wont understand as they are in a different language....thus forcing us to google the word. kinda rude, but Im over it. maybe Im easily annoyed today because RHNY and RHNJ have ended their season and Im stuck watching RHMiami. I guess I could use my time looking up random foreign words instead of watching Bravo....

There is so much FAIL in this sentence that I don't know where to begin...Why don't you step away from the reality tv, open a book and FUCKING LEARN SOMETHING instead of joyfully participating in the moronification of America. Damn!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've seen people mention this nom de plume, and am curious. Do people develop identities that others can somehow pinpoint, despite the anonymity?

This is such flamebait. Kicking the CL around is DCUM cyberbulling. Don't contribute to it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I've seen people mention this nom de plume, and am curious. Do people develop identities that others can somehow pinpoint, despite the anonymity?

This is such flamebait. Kicking the CL around is DCUM cyberbulling. Don't contribute to it.

Yeah. CL get over here and give it to OP!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I've seen people mention this nom de plume, and am curious. Do people develop identities that others can somehow pinpoint, despite the anonymity?

nom de plume? just ask the question without inserting something in a different language, done just to show how oh so smart and wordly you think you are.
Oh, I have no idea who CL is. I've always wondered though.

Are you the one who started the word getting mad at everyone for using the word schadenfreude?

No, not me. Just find it annoying when people insert words or phrases that she knows most people wont understand as they are in a different language....thus forcing us to google the word. kinda rude, but Im over it. maybe Im easily annoyed today because RHNY and RHNJ have ended their season and Im stuck watching RHMiami. I guess I could use my time looking up random foreign words instead of watching Bravo....

LOL. I get your point, but nom de plume is actually very common.

I know what that word means from watching Aladdin as a child. But really, you should read more books and watch less TV.


"One jump ahead of the slow pokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time, gonna use a nom de plume"

[Anonymous]

Why did it not embed? Oh well...for your listening pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNlbt51dB7k

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Good god, you had to google that??

That's what I thought. And I burst out laughing about "another language" - I just showed my husband too. No wonder this country is going to hell.

[Anonymous]

Op here. I honestly didn't mean to cyber bully. I was just curious. I didn't realize there were so many negative connotations and figured perhaps she signed her posts or something. Maybe she was interested in discussing nutrition in food? I didn't know; I am fairly new to this site and haven't been given an official handbook so my apologies for breaching etiquette. Maybe I just need to stay away. People really rip you (and poor "CL") up when they don't know who you are. It's like driving on the freeway and getting the finger from everyone since there's not much a presumably sane person can do beyond keep driving. Too bad. Sending goodwill to CL and everyone else.