Let's clarify the truths what life is like to have sent 3 month old babies for others to raise!
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Anonymous
Me too! What an easy way to get drunk. 
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Anonymous
Brilliant!! |
Anonymous
| OP, you are definitely either for or against something. Way to go. |
Anonymous
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Wow, this is one of the most bizarre posts I've seen on here. OP, whatever point you're trying to make has been lost in your confused ramblings. I'm surprised your kids can clearly explain their problems, must have inherited that skill from your husband.
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Anonymous
THIS. |
Anonymous
| Great way to start the day. Thanks responders--you are too funny. |
Anonymous
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Shorter OP (I think):
Daycare is awesome because outsourcing infant care created balance in her family, except Mom STILL ends up doing more around the house than Dad, who is supposed to pick up the slack but doesn't really, so there's clutter everywhere. Meanwhile, some of their friends are divorcing, which stresses out the kids. And while she is tempted to kick dad to the curb for failing to pick up the slack, she's biding her time until she can browbeat him into letting her work part-time. Pass the bottle, please. |
Anonymous
| I like to type words. |
Anonymous
I spit out my coffee, lol!! |
Anonymous
| OP, what was all that in the middle about candy? |
Anonymous
No, she's definitely on something. |
Anonymous
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OMG Alanis Morisette is on DCUM!!!!!
Wow, what an honor! I always loved your non sense written style! My mom used to joke telling me that writing like you was easy: you cut up a bunch of words, throw them in a ziplock bag and shake, then you pour it on the table and read sing a singing voice. There! Now you have a song just like hers. |
Anonymous
| PP ^^ here. Autocorrect screw my post but you get it, right? |
Anonymous
| *shit, again! I vice up. |
Anonymous
| GAHHHHH |