What is your go-to phrase during an argument?

Anonymous
Did you eat paint chips as a child?
Anonymous
"Walk away as usual. That's right, go."
As he walks away from ANY argument.
Anonymous
"Does your ass get jealous of shit that comes out of your mouth?"
Anonymous
My husband and I have disagreements, not actual fights. But what ALWAYS stops it for us is when one of the kids says "Please stop fighting." Or, "Mommy, Daddy's trying his hardest." I feel like s**t every time.
Anonymous
The best one came from DCUM some time ago: "Cram it, shitbag!"
Anonymous
Oh My God! Are you STILL talking?
Anonymous
"Does your ass get jealous of shit that comes out of your mouth?"


OMG. Great.

Not mine but my parents would always do this during an argument, they just switched who said what:

Parent A: "GO TO HELL!!"

Parent B: "I AM in HELL, because I am MARRIED TO YOU!"

Sometimes I still use it to diffuse an argument...b/c it makes me laugh. I don't want to be like them.
Anonymous
Stop being a dick please.

It actually works bc dh has a mean streak but us quickly remorseful when I point it out.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Oh My God! Are you STILL talking?


Ha! Though he has never said it, I'm sure my husband thinks this every time we fight.
Anonymous
Oh my god, will you just give it a rest.

His is, "I'm done" complete with the stomping off.
Anonymous
"Why don't you go tell this to your mom?"

The best part is, he usually does, and she takes him to her bosom and comforts him like a little bitch baby.
Anonymous
FINE - in a really nasty tone or

FINE BOB (his dad's name - it's not a compliment)
Anonymous
I don't have any. We haven't fought yet enough to have catchphrases.
Anonymous
Well, thanks for posting, PP! You have really added a lot to this thread!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:"My next husband will never talk to me this way."

At which point he says something absurd about his next wife and we usually laugh and call it a night.


Ah, this is reminiscent of our arguments. I'll head for the door to say I'm off to find a new man and then we laugh and give up.
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