| Did you eat paint chips as a child? |
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"Walk away as usual. That's right, go."
As he walks away from ANY argument. |
| "Does your ass get jealous of shit that comes out of your mouth?" |
| My husband and I have disagreements, not actual fights. But what ALWAYS stops it for us is when one of the kids says "Please stop fighting." Or, "Mommy, Daddy's trying his hardest." I feel like s**t every time. |
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The best one came from DCUM some time ago: "Cram it, shitbag!"
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| Oh My God! Are you STILL talking? |
OMG. Great. Not mine but my parents would always do this during an argument, they just switched who said what: Parent A: "GO TO HELL!!" Parent B: "I AM in HELL, because I am MARRIED TO YOU!" Sometimes I still use it to diffuse an argument...b/c it makes me laugh. I don't want to be like them. |
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Stop being a dick please.
It actually works bc dh has a mean streak but us quickly remorseful when I point it out. |
Ha! Though he has never said it, I'm sure my husband thinks this every time we fight.
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Oh my god, will you just give it a rest.
His is, "I'm done" complete with the stomping off. |
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"Why don't you go tell this to your mom?"
The best part is, he usually does, and she takes him to her bosom and comforts him like a little bitch baby. |
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FINE - in a really nasty tone or
FINE BOB (his dad's name - it's not a compliment) |
| I don't have any. We haven't fought yet enough to have catchphrases. |
| Well, thanks for posting, PP! You have really added a lot to this thread! |
Ah, this is reminiscent of our arguments. I'll head for the door to say I'm off to find a new man and then we laugh and give up. |