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"My next husband will never talk to me this way."
At which point he says something absurd about his next wife and we usually laugh and call it a night. |
| "You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality." DH say this to me in the middle of any anxiety fueled fight and we both dissolve in laughter, no matter what. |
| Not one I'm proud if but: "you are turning out just like your father." Who, as we both admit, is a complete asshole. |
DH walks away when we're about to fight so I never get to use my to go phrases
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| "I can't look at you any more. You're done." |
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"Really though? Really? REALLY?!"
That means "I tried to fight fair, but you just hit under the belt. The bitch is back." Oh and I call him "dude". He hates that! Its the only time I use that word and its my way of not using an expletive. So it sounds like this: "Come on dude. DUDE. You going there though? For real? Really? Really though? Really dude?!" Time to cuss you out. |
That's hilarious! I'm stealing this. |
| "Good for fuckin' you." |
I love that! |
| "I'm done talking to you now." |
| Like everyone here I scream: I AM SO SICK OF YOUR FAGGOTTY ASS! Everyone says this, right? RIGHT? |
| "For the love of GOD STOP WEARING MY UNDERWEAR!" It pretty much goes downhill from there. |
| "have you [i]no shame, sir? None at all?!" |
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Senator McCarthy: Let me finish....
Mr. Welch: And Mr. Cohn nods his head at me. I did you, I think, no personal injury, Mr. Cohn? Mr. Cohn: No, sir. Mr. Welch: I meant to do you no personal injury. Mr. Cohn: No, sir. Mr. Welch: And if I did, I beg your pardon. Let us not assassinate this lad further, Senator. Senator McCarthy: Let's, let's -- Mr. Welch: You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency? This is how we fight. http://www.americanrhetoric.com/mp3clips/politicalspeeches/josephmccarthywelchexchange.mp3 |
| You are such a baby! |