Spinoff: My child is more gifted than yours...

[Anonymous]

My child is so cool (not the same as gifted, unless it's gifted in coolness), that when he switched preschools this year he said "but mom, how will the kids in my new school know I'm the coolest kid in class? Should I tell them?"

(true story)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My child is so cool (not the same as gifted, unless it's gifted in coolness), that when he switched preschools this year he said "but mom, how will the kids in my new school know I'm the coolest kid in class? Should I tell them?"

(true story)

Shit. That's NOTHING. My kid is so brilliant and so WITH IT that he announced to the class that he was special because his mommy TOLD HIM SO.

[Anonymous]

16:32 - you have us beat! (I'm 16:16) Thanks for the giggle!

[Anonymous]

My DD is so emotionally advanced, at 7 she had the mood swings of a 13 yo

[Anonymous]

My child's first spoken word (at age 7 months) was "repugnant."

[Anonymous]

my son, 6 years old, opened an early Christmas gift from Grandma this morning (microphones that change your voice to an "elf" voice--I know you are jealous).

I saw how much they were printed on the back of the package and said to my husband, "I hope my mom didn't spend this much on them." and my son says,

"It's OK, Grandma has a lot of money."

[Anonymous]

Mine's so gifted the doctor said - one day he will quite possibly rule the world - if you don't kill him first.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My child is so cool (not the same as gifted, unless it's gifted in coolness), that when he switched preschools this year he said "but mom, how will the kids in my new school know I'm the coolest kid in class? Should I tell them?"

(true story)

There are many kinds of intelligence, and his type is coolness.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:my son, 6 years old, opened an early Christmas gift from Grandma this morning (microphones that change your voice to an "elf" voice--I know you are jealous).

I saw how much they were printed on the back of the package and said to my husband, "I hope my mom didn't spend this much on them." and my son says,

"It's OK, Grandma has a lot of money."

Bwaaahahaha!!!! I saw these at Walgreens and HAD to get them for my kids as a Santa gift....they're totally cute, but I'm sure I'll regret it on Christmas morning when they all turn them on and make noise together.

[Anonymous]

Mine's so gifted the doctor said - one day he will quite possibly rule the world - if you don't kill him first.

Best post ever.