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Anonymous
| The "clearly you never XYZ ..." poster(s). Because correcting somebody nicely just isn't an option. And assuming the worst about another poster is always the best policy. |
Anonymous
| The "you're a hypocrite" poster. As in, "I think it's a cop-out to say you are against the bigoted stance of XXXYYYZZZ organization but you still participate with your local XXXYYYZZZ because they're nice people or whatever." Followed by a lot of invective about what an idiot the previous poster is for making any compromises in her life. |
Anonymous
Wie gehts? |
Anonymous
| What was with the Hitler poster? |
Anonymous
| Yikes! That guy still sends chills down my spine. |
Anonymous
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How 'bout the Little Miss Perfect poster? "Well, aren't you just the most perfect xyz. What kind of car do you drive? Did you use cloth diapers? Game ON."
Whatever. |
Anonymous
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"____'s silence on that subject speaks volumes"
Someone here loves posting this comment as implicit criticism. |
Anonymous
| Sorry 15:48. But sometimes things veer so far into the realm of the absurd on the internet: hatred drenched, self absorbed, spiteful posts are reason to trot out Hitler. Godwin's Law is in fact a thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law Yes, it's a wiki-link... |
Anonymous
| The anti-Alexandria Academy poster with all her leading questions and multiple question and exclamation marks. "Does anybody know what person X was doing in 1990?????" Repeat, ad nauseum. But she never gave a clear answer to her own question. |
Anonymous
| A;ready mentioned, but the one I hate the most is when people complain that someone's problem is not as bad as other problems. I mean, if I ask how to transition my kid from a bottle to a sippy, it's not because I think his refusal to take a sippy is eqivalent to him being diagnosed with terminal cancer. |
Anonymous
| The "see a divorce lawyer immediately" poster for everyone with the tiniest complaint about a DH |
Anonymous
| The Nice Agnostic / Mean Atheist tag team. I like the Nice Agnostic, she's respectful of people who have different views and engages in the discussion. The Mean Atheist is a buzz saw and she says things like "educate yourself by reading a newspaper, for once in your life." What I want to know is, how do they always manage to show up on the same threads? |
Anonymous
| How about the "You should be thankful your child has some horrible problem. At least you have a child and aren't suffering from infertility" lady? |
Anonymous
Hey, fascist! How's that bunker doing these days? Still trying to prevent the workers of the world from uniting? 
Oh yeah, that's right! Your reactionary ideas got beaten down. In time for May Day, too! 
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Anonymous
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Don't forget the "maybe it's you" poster in response to whatever horrid event, dilemma, or vent someone posts.
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