DCUM catchphrases

Anonymous
I pass the time on this site [too much] while nursing my newborn and I've started to notice certain posters -I assume it's the same one every time - using certain phrases over and over:

The "your mileage may vary" poster
The poster who replies "ooh! burn!" to snarky comments directed at her.
The "your [world view, belief, behavior, etc] has grown tiresome" poster.
There's also the poster who says "this" but that may have been appropriated by others.
There was a poster back in the day who called everyone an asshat but I haven't seen her in a while.

Then there are the styles of responses that seem common:

The poster who thinks you need therapy
The Catastrophizer: "I knew someone with the symptoms you describe, and it ended up being terminal brain cancer. Call your doctor asap."
The poster who always has to remind people that their problems pale in comparison to others and they should feel ashamed for being sad.

Any others that I'm missing?

I think I need a break from DCUM ...

Anonymous
Don't forget the obligatory

"This sounds fake to me" posts

and the

"Troll!" posts

It's not the same person every time. Sometimes I'm the one calling troll, and sometimes I'm the one "this"ing people. Not to mention, OP, that lots of this stuff is common on the internet on other forums (not necessary unique to DCUM).
Anonymous
"Peapod has been a lifesaver"

"outsource as much as possible"

"clean up in the divorce"

Anonymous
"Get a rabbit."
Anonymous
"He's cheating"
Anonymous
This horse has been beaten to death on another thread. Please go check.
Anonymous
There was the "peeps be f*#%in crazy" poster too.

I think I need a catch phrase. Hmm.
Anonymous
22:15 has trotted out one of the most annoying DCUM catch-phrases "this has been covered in another thread. learn to use the search function."
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:This horse has been beaten to death on another thread. Please go check.


OP here, yes! I forgot about you, the poster who refers to the previous thread related to the topic at hand. Thanks.
Anonymous
The "Not funny" poster or "It's past your bedtime hun."

Ugh can't stand her. She takes the fun out of everything.
Anonymous
OP. This one is similar to the "you news therapy poster:" It's the woman who claims there's "something deeper going on that needs to be examined by OP"
Anonymous
I miss the "donate to charity" poster!
Anonymous
Did Hitler poster ever get banned formally or did she just disappear?

I mean, it's been a while since I appeared outside some conservative's furious imagination on the Politics forum.

Anonymous
Big 3?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Big 3?


Those bastions of the capitalist power structure? Surely, they will be the first to fall when the revolution occurs.


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