Having an Open House (to sell home)-need aromatic recipe

[Anonymous]

Get a breadmaker and bake some bread.

[Anonymous]

Fry a cat. Cooked cat smells so good!

[Anonymous]

Cat? Well who woulda thought? But, yes, that would make me really want to buy a house that smelled like fried cat. I don't know how I'm going to sleep now. My mouth is watering.

[Anonymous]

Eat plenty of broccoli and red beans and feel free to release your gas.

[Anonymous]

Do you have a DH or a large dog? Feed him boiled cabbage and fried onions, place a big down comforter over him and open a dutch oven of death.