Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:These read very inside joke-y to me. Satire. Some are serious but really, common sense people...obviously many of these are purposely ridiculous. These are the some of the most recent ones:
"After college, he plans on going to law school so he can fight for puppies!!!!!!!"
"After college he plans on being a good person."
"After college, he plans on heading to Wall Street and cornering the frozen concentrated orange juice market."
"After college, he hopes to post Family Guy clips on TikTok for a living."
"After college, he hopes to build robots and take over the world."
"After school, he hopes to live as a sherpa in the Himalayan Mountains with his pet yak, Jean Jacques."
"After college, he plans on exploring the American frontier on his horse."
"After college, he hopes to dig a hole to China and fix the traffic on GW and Canal."
"After college, he hopes to be a trophy husband and a stay-at-home dad."
"After college, he hopes to fly jets and fight bad guys like Tom Cruise."
"After college, he plans on attending dental school and learning kung fu from Master Shifu so he can become the next dragon warrior."
"After college, he plans on beginning a coconut empire."
Student studying economics: "After college, he plans on returning home to industrialize Tenleytown."
"After college, he intends on harvesting maple syrup professionally and starting a moose grooming company."
"After college, he hopes to become a genius billionaire philanthropist."
"After college he looks forward to starting a clandestine black box organization along with [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]."
"After college, he plans on becoming a famous pirate."
"After college he wants to hop around with the kangaroos down under in Australia."
"After college he is going to escape the matrix and live on an undisclosed mountain."
"He hopes to break into the fast food scene as a Taco Bell product tester after college."
I love the Trading Places reference.