Writing for MAGA

[Anonymous]

It seems like a lot of maga folks have discovered dcum. The level of discourse has really deteriorated. Lots of stupid stuff you would expect on reddit, dumb images and child-like comments. I guess it’s good for Jeff though, there’s a lot more traffic. Too bad it’s crappy traffic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People need to change their communication style so the voters who need to read and understand it will have a chance to do so.
When you write, you need to use simpler sentence structure (fewer clauses, basically) and choose key words that MAGA will actually pay attention to. Also, use fewer pronouns. Basically write less like a scholar and more like, well, propaganda.

Here's my attempt.


Original Post:

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7293757928950403072/

Peter Goldsmith
Professor, University of Illinois at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

Today is a dark day when once there were so many winners. SIL, the Soybean Innovation Lab, will shutter its doors as of 4/15/25 as all USAID funding has ceased. Today I had to let go of a staff of 30. These individuals are not only unique experts in the field of tropical soybean, but also close colleagues and friends who are now unexpectedly out of work. The land grant system now loses 19 crown jewel Innovation Labs, across 17 states, that delivered high and measurable impact on very little investment. U.S. soybean farmers lose one of their best tools to expand their markets and U.S. standards globally. Local economies in emerging markets lose soybean as an incomparable engine growing wealth, prosperity, and economic development. International security is a loser, as local populations now fall back into poverty, unrest, and migration, due to greater food insecurity. U.S. influence loses as Innovation Labs operate on the ground in direct collaboration with hundreds of local businesses, organizations, and governments building strong and lasting friendships. Today we all lose. It is a shame. Innovation Labs like SIL are an investment for good on so many levels.

Writing for MAGA:

America Last: Another Win for China

This is bad news for American farmers and workers. The Soybean Innovation Lab (SIL) will shut down - totally - on April 15, 2025.

Why? Because Trump cut USAID funding - and that funding includes us.

What does it mean? First off, 30 Americans will lose their jobs - these are all experts in soybean farming.

Also, across 17 states, top agricultural research labs will have to close. All of them helped U.S. farmers sell more soybeans worldwide. Now, that help is gone.

Who benefits? Not America. U.S. farmers lose critical tools to compete. China wins big. When we stop helping other countries grow soybeans, they'll turn to China instead. That means fewer exports for our farmers and more power for the CCP.

Meanwhile, struggling nations fall deeper into poverty. Hunger and job insecurity will only cause more of them to want to come to the US. That means more illegal immigration and global instability. Bad for them and bad for us.

The Soybean Innovation Lab was a smart investment. It helped farmers, created jobs, and kept America strong.

Now, we’re surrendering ground. This isn’t putting America first—it’s giving it away."

Although I appreciate the edit and effort....I know a few MAGA and they're going to need pictures and less words. They didn't know what a tariff is

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People need to change their communication style so the voters who need to read and understand it will have a chance to do so.
When you write, you need to use simpler sentence structure (fewer clauses, basically) and choose key words that MAGA will actually pay attention to. Also, use fewer pronouns. Basically write less like a scholar and more like, well, propaganda.

Here's my attempt.


Original Post:

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7293757928950403072/

Peter Goldsmith
Professor, University of Illinois at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

Today is a dark day when once there were so many winners. SIL, the Soybean Innovation Lab, will shutter its doors as of 4/15/25 as all USAID funding has ceased. Today I had to let go of a staff of 30. These individuals are not only unique experts in the field of tropical soybean, but also close colleagues and friends who are now unexpectedly out of work. The land grant system now loses 19 crown jewel Innovation Labs, across 17 states, that delivered high and measurable impact on very little investment. U.S. soybean farmers lose one of their best tools to expand their markets and U.S. standards globally. Local economies in emerging markets lose soybean as an incomparable engine growing wealth, prosperity, and economic development. International security is a loser, as local populations now fall back into poverty, unrest, and migration, due to greater food insecurity. U.S. influence loses as Innovation Labs operate on the ground in direct collaboration with hundreds of local businesses, organizations, and governments building strong and lasting friendships. Today we all lose. It is a shame. Innovation Labs like SIL are an investment for good on so many levels.

Writing for MAGA:

America Last: Another Win for China

This is bad news for American farmers and workers. The Soybean Innovation Lab (SIL) will shut down - totally - on April 15, 2025.

Why? Because Trump cut USAID funding - and that funding includes us.

What does it mean? First off, 30 Americans will lose their jobs - these are all experts in soybean farming.

Also, across 17 states, top agricultural research labs will have to close. All of them helped U.S. farmers sell more soybeans worldwide. Now, that help is gone.

Who benefits? Not America. U.S. farmers lose critical tools to compete. China wins big. When we stop helping other countries grow soybeans, they'll turn to China instead. That means fewer exports for our farmers and more power for the CCP.

Meanwhile, struggling nations fall deeper into poverty. Hunger and job insecurity will only cause more of them to want to come to the US. That means more illegal immigration and global instability. Bad for them and bad for us.

The Soybean Innovation Lab was a smart investment. It helped farmers, created jobs, and kept America strong.

Now, we’re surrendering ground. This isn’t putting America first—it’s giving it away."

Although I appreciate the edit and effort....I know a few MAGA and they're going to need pictures and less words. They didn't know what a tariff is

You can tell because they post pictures here a lot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Liberal vocabulary:

Racist: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Facist: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Nazi: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Hitler: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Homophobe: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Discussions are not meant to be won or lost. That’s a football game.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Liberal vocabulary:

Racist: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Facist: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Nazi: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Hitler: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Homophobe: Anyone who wins an argument with a liberal.

Discussions are not meant to be won or lost. That’s a football game.

This thread didn't start as a discussion.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People need to change their communication style so the voters who need to read and understand it will have a chance to do so.
When you write, you need to use simpler sentence structure (fewer clauses, basically) and choose key words that MAGA will actually pay attention to. Also, use fewer pronouns. Basically write less like a scholar and more like, well, propaganda.

Here's my attempt.


Original Post:

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7293757928950403072/

Peter Goldsmith
Professor, University of Illinois at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

Today is a dark day when once there were so many winners. SIL, the Soybean Innovation Lab, will shutter its doors as of 4/15/25 as all USAID funding has ceased. Today I had to let go of a staff of 30. These individuals are not only unique experts in the field of tropical soybean, but also close colleagues and friends who are now unexpectedly out of work. The land grant system now loses 19 crown jewel Innovation Labs, across 17 states, that delivered high and measurable impact on very little investment. U.S. soybean farmers lose one of their best tools to expand their markets and U.S. standards globally. Local economies in emerging markets lose soybean as an incomparable engine growing wealth, prosperity, and economic development. International security is a loser, as local populations now fall back into poverty, unrest, and migration, due to greater food insecurity. U.S. influence loses as Innovation Labs operate on the ground in direct collaboration with hundreds of local businesses, organizations, and governments building strong and lasting friendships. Today we all lose. It is a shame. Innovation Labs like SIL are an investment for good on so many levels.

Writing for MAGA:

America Last: Another Win for China

This is bad news for American farmers and workers. The Soybean Innovation Lab (SIL) will shut down - totally - on April 15, 2025.

Why? Because Trump cut USAID funding - and that funding includes us.

What does it mean? First off, 30 Americans will lose their jobs - these are all experts in soybean farming.

Also, across 17 states, top agricultural research labs will have to close. All of them helped U.S. farmers sell more soybeans worldwide. Now, that help is gone.

Who benefits? Not America. U.S. farmers lose critical tools to compete. China wins big. When we stop helping other countries grow soybeans, they'll turn to China instead. That means fewer exports for our farmers and more power for the CCP.

Meanwhile, struggling nations fall deeper into poverty. Hunger and job insecurity will only cause more of them to want to come to the US. That means more illegal immigration and global instability. Bad for them and bad for us.

The Soybean Innovation Lab was a smart investment. It helped farmers, created jobs, and kept America strong.

Now, we’re surrendering ground. This isn’t putting America first—it’s giving it away."

Too many words. Not enough capital letters.
No slurs! No deceptively edited photos! Didn't call anyone a pedophile!!Sad!