+1000 Incentive system is exactly backwards. |
| United always blocks the group jumpers. I travel a lot and they always get put to the side if they try to board early. |
I don't care if you gather NEAR the gate. I do care if you block a clear path to the gate, which is very easy to do if you aren't paying attention to yourself, your suitcase, etc. In my experience 20-30% of people are like this- they have little spatial awareness and don't realize (or don't really care) that they are blocking the way. And it only takes a couple of people doing this to really gum things up, for no real gain for them. |
The goal is not speed. The goal is to get you to pay for the right credit card or be loyal to an airline to get status to get perks. |
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Back-to-front boarding would be nice.
Front-to-back would be tolerable if not for the aisle blockers who spend eternity holding up the boarding process to negotiate their suitcase into the overhead. There should be an overhead bin at the boarding gate: if you can't stow your bag in fewer than 10 seconds and be seated, your bag gets checked and you get demoted to the last boarding group. |
Guess you like batteries in your checked luggage. |
Yes, and also back to front is NOT the purely fastest way. The fastest way is a somewhat complicated zone system that prioritizes people in windows, and has people from all over the plane boarding together so the entire aisle gets used. But as PP said, that's not the true airline priority. https://www.sfgate.com/travel/article/fastest-best-way-to-board-a-plane-18445576.php |
This video has a nice animation of the Steffen system: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHbLRjF0vo |
WTF? I bring a briefcase onboard when traveling for biz. A backpack with electronics if traveling for outdoor activities. Otherwise everything gets checked. Happy to pay for both if it means 20 mins shorter boarding time on each end. |
Sorry you aren't able to understand other people's behavior. |
I see this all the time! The funniest one was when the gate agent invited active military personnel to board. This 60 year old woman standing directly in front of the podium with bleached hair in a bunny sweatshirt promptly stepped forward to board. The agent asked her if she was active military personnel. She said no, and was directed to wait until her group was called. I have no idea what she was thinking?! She clearly heard the announcement. |
There are just as many lardasses in First. You just have a bigger seat to contain all your girth. |
But as planes are currently configured there isn’t enough space to allocate overhead compartments for every single person, if every single person wanted to stow a standard roll aboard suitcase in the compartment above them. |
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I will absolutely never, ever understand the rush to get in board. Almost of the idiots that hover around the gate block everyone who has to get on board, which ends up making it take longer.
Worrying about overhead is stupid. Most flights in the intercontinental US are 6 hours or less. It's not hard to put crap under you seat. If you can't, the stewardess will find space for you anyway. On international flights, there's always room, and out of my 200+ trips flying international I've never not been able to secure overhead. Again, it doesn't matter if you can't anyway because they'll just check it in for you if there's no space. It's so dumb rushing to get on and hovering. We honestly always let the idiots get on first and rush, then just get on at the end when all of the dumb cattle have stampeded on. Never had an issue at all. |
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If they actually boarded by rows/sections, then flight attendants could actually monitor where people are putting their carryons.
We’ve all seen people put their roller bag and backpack and jacket in the overhead bin. Nobody stops them. Fwiw, I’ve seen gate agents tell people trying to board early that their group hasn’t been called yet and they are asked to wait. Everyone lines up early, so they could easily put up signage by rows/sections or simply call by rows. Since you have to pay to be closer to the front, those rows should be called first. |