Who would you cast as Jesus...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Having just seen Dune, Part 2, I would suggest that Timothee Chalamet would be a good candidate.



If it matters, he is half Jewish, so he does have some Jewish stock in his ancestry. And the hair is natural, so he does have a natural look like Jesus.

Jesus was not good looking, and his skin was dark.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Naveen Andrews

He would be great…what about Bradley Cooper?

another white, blonde, blue eyed Jesus.

[Anonymous]

Meryl Streep

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dylan Mulvaney

Lmao

😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Meryl Streep

Yes!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When was the last blockbuster movie about Jesus?

2004 The Passion of Christ - Jim Caviezel

And then before that was probably Jesus Christ superstar in the 70s, so we’ve got another couple decades before another mainstream one, if there is another.

[Anonymous]

the hot Notre Dame QB

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jesus was darker skinned and had coarse dark hair and was not good looking.

https://www.history.com/news/what-did-jesus-look-like

https://www.history.com/news/what-did-jesus-look-like

Silly article. Dismisses the one image widely believed actually to represent Jesus’ appearance, but quotes allegory from Revelation as authoritative despite it conflicting (white hair) with the supposition that Jesus would’ve looked like modern-day Semites.

No one know what he looked like. That’s not accidental. And don’t forget, he had only one “earthly” parent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Having just seen Dune, Part 2, I would suggest that Timothee Chalamet would be a good candidate.



If it matters, he is half Jewish, so he does have some Jewish stock in his ancestry. And the hair is natural, so he does have a natural look like Jesus.

Can he grow a beard tho? He doesn't look to me like he's started shaving yet...

[Anonymous]

Tom Cruise

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tom Cruise

30 years too old for that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jesus was darker skinned and had coarse dark hair and was not good looking.

https://www.history.com/news/what-did-jesus-look-like

https://www.history.com/news/what-did-jesus-look-like

Silly article. Dismisses the one image widely believed actually to represent Jesus’ appearance, but quotes allegory from Revelation as authoritative despite it conflicting (white hair) with the supposition that Jesus would’ve looked like modern-day Semites.

No one know what he looked like. That’s not accidental. And don’t forget, he had only one “earthly” parent.

? I'm sorry, what?

The quotes are not from Revelation; most of the description of the coming Christ is from the Old Testament.

[Anonymous]

This one is easy. Jesus from the walking dead, Tom Payne.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Someone who looks middle eastern - original, not transplant.

OMFG.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Having just seen Dune, Part 2, I would suggest that Timothee Chalamet would be a good candidate.



If it matters, he is half Jewish, so he does have some Jewish stock in his ancestry. And the hair is natural, so he does have a natural look like Jesus.

Jesus was not good looking, and his skin was dark.

Probably not. Any dark skin you find in the Levant came from Arabian Peninsula colonizers. Lebanese, Christian Palestinians, Syrians, Druze... not any darker than Jews. In fact, when you find dark-skinned Jews, that's because of mixing with people outside the Levant.

There was a Twitter account that featured Hezbollah fighter martyr images and cracked jokes about how Jewish they all look. Because they do.