Who would you cast as Jesus...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Michael Aloni

He's just a typical white boy.

Good grief. He's a Jewish Israeli, you twit. He'd be perfect.
DP

A Jewish Israeli is STILL just a typical WHITE BOY

Newsflash: Everyone in that whole area before Islamic conquest were typical white boys and girls. "White" appearance is not limited to Europe.

This is completely and totally incorrect. You are quite literally just making things up at this point. The Caananites (modern day Lebanese) have long been thought to have the same skin tone and facial features and modern day Lebanese. so no, they were not German style white. And a hop skip over in Egypt, N Egypt was inhabited by Nubians. They are clearly not white.

Egyptians painted themselves as dark olive colored with straight black hair in their hieroglyphics. As opposed to Nubians who were painted very dark brown/nearly black and Hebrews who their painted with light skin (peach colored) and curly hair and beards. Romans painted the Jews with light skin and beards in their catacombs. The Greeks didn’t describe the appearance of Jews at all beyond mentioning their beards.

Based on how they were portrayed by other contemporaneously, it’s fair to say the ancient Hebrews probably looked a lot like most ethnic Jews today. No is saying they looked German, but they were Mediterranean and White.

Most ethnic Jews today are white and more comparable to European skin tones. See Amy Schumer. That is not how Jesus looked. Why is everyone trying to whitewash the Middle East?
I hate to break it to you but peach crayons are not the greatest of historical indicators.

[Anonymous]

the guy in the chosen is great!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Michael Aloni

He's just a typical white boy.

Good grief. He's a Jewish Israeli, you twit. He'd be perfect.
DP

A Jewish Israeli is STILL just a typical WHITE BOY

Newsflash: Everyone in that whole area before Islamic conquest were typical white boys and girls. "White" appearance is not limited to Europe.

This is completely and totally incorrect. You are quite literally just making things up at this point. The Caananites (modern day Lebanese) have long been thought to have the same skin tone and facial features and modern day Lebanese. so no, they were not German style white. And a hop skip over in Egypt, N Egypt was inhabited by Nubians. They are clearly not white.

Egyptians painted themselves as dark olive colored with straight black hair in their hieroglyphics. As opposed to Nubians who were painted very dark brown/nearly black and Hebrews who their painted with light skin (peach colored) and curly hair and beards. Romans painted the Jews with light skin and beards in their catacombs. The Greeks didn’t describe the appearance of Jews at all beyond mentioning their beards.

Based on how they were portrayed by other contemporaneously, it’s fair to say the ancient Hebrews probably looked a lot like most ethnic Jews today. No is saying they looked German, but they were Mediterranean and White.

Most ethnic Jews today are white and more comparable to European skin tones. See Amy Schumer. That is not how Jesus looked. Why is everyone trying to whitewash the Middle East?
I hate to break it to you but peach crayons are not the greatest of historical indicators.

Amy Schumer’s mom is English! I’m talking about full-blooded ethnic Jews. Look at Amy Winehouse or Adam Sandler or any Jew with two Jewish parents. They tend to look very Mediterranean.

You’re the one who is trying to change the reality to fit your agenda. Hebrews were White and were described as such by all of their contemporaries.

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