Ivy Getty Files for Divorce, NYT Low Key Shades

[Anonymous]

An omen!
https://www.msn.com/en-my/news/other/inside-ivy-getty-s-fairytale-wedding-that-ended-in-heartbreak/ar-BB1lHNxK

When billionaire oil heiress Ivy Getty sealed her marriage to Tobias Engel with a kiss at City Hall in San Francisco, the bridal crown she was wearing fell off her head. It was a moment guests quickly forgot as they were immediately serenaded with Myra's Miracles Happen, from the hit film Princess Diaries, but as Ivy files for divorce after just a few years of marriage, they may reflect it was a moment of foreboding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I read she attended college…
Is that what they say when you don’t get a degree?

Probably, but the description is appropriate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Um, what shade?

The piece is merely dumbed down thanks to the Q&A structure…I suppose the writer knows her audience?

Two rich kids had a whirlwind romance and subsequently discovered being boring grownups isn’t totz kewl.

One probably wants to have a baby while the other is reluctant?

Or perhaps she found a better prospect?

Heh no, the whole thing is designed to present these people as insufferable.

Exactly! The best shade is subtle!

[Anonymous]

She has had so much surgery through the years. Her face just has that plastic and over the top look.

https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/gallery/ivy-getty-photos-1236316396/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She has had so much surgery through the years. Her face just has that plastic and over the top look.

https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/gallery/ivy-getty-photos-1236316396/

Very much the poor little rich girl. Her life just seems so tragic.
Before in 2016:
After in 2024:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought the mirror dress was tragic.

Yes! It's awful, unflattering and she looks ridiculous. You can't see her under that silly veil too. I don't like the little girls' dresses either. The wings are too much. Cute little kids don't need that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought the mirror dress was tragic.

What was going on with the headpiece/ veil?

John Gallianos was trying to hide her entirely.

[Anonymous]

I’m not interested. The wedding was mildly interesting. That was enough.

[Anonymous]

I thought her wedding looked gorgeous. I loved the dress, the crown, all of it. Yes, it's ridiculously wealthy people being wasteful. But at least it's glorious, beautiful, interesting waste.

I don't care either way about their marriage. I don't know them and I have no idea if this is a tragic turn of events or something they had coming to them -- could be both depending on your angle. But these are just people in photos to me, I'm not invested.

I'm just here for the fashion and the photos. I enjoyed looking at photos of that wedding a hell of a lot more than another tasteful, preppy, high society wedding that looks straight out of Martha Stewart weddings with not a single interesting or surprising choice and zero personality.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought the mirror dress was tragic.

Yes! It's awful, unflattering and she looks ridiculous. You can't see her under that silly veil too. I don't like the little girls' dresses either. The wings are too much. Cute little kids don't need that.

It's fantasy. It's supposed to by over the top. The wings on the girls are part of it. It was not about being tasteful or doing something that some UMC DCUM denizen will nod at in approval. It's about doing something that their model/artist/musician trust fund friends will find memorable and interesting. Your distaste for all of it is a feature, not a bug.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This was a random click after my Wordle game but the low key shade throughout the article is absolutely delicious. There's no tea but I think folks will enjoy:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/18/style/ivy-getty-divorce-tobias-engel.html?ae=oa&aig=DTMC_a

If you're going to share a NY Times article, you need to share a gift link.

[Anonymous]

For all of those who scream about how inheritance taxes are unfair--Ivy Getty and nepo kids like her are the result.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This was a random click after my Wordle game but the low key shade throughout the article is absolutely delicious. There's no tea but I think folks will enjoy:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/18/style/ivy-getty-divorce-tobias-engel.html?ae=oa&aig=DTMC_a

If you're going to share a NY Times article, you need to share a gift link.

Or you could just pay for content like other adults do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My favorite part is when they proclaim her a philanthropist, because she threw a charity dinner in Venice.

+1. That made me LOL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My favorite part is when they proclaim her a philanthropist, because she threw a charity dinner in Venice.

+1. That made me LOL.

Every rich person without a job terms themselves as "philanthropist." It's not polite to say socialite anymore, I guess.