Still expects to use the joint checking account for this. It hides her spending, especially on lingerie and shit to please her lover with |
Ha! |
| Your wife is not cheating. You probably don’t help around the house so she’s leaving you there in your mess with your kids. How’s fathering going? |
Maybe not a midlife crisis, but a sign she is "done" is that she leaves/ends marriage. May happen in 40s or later. I stayed way too long. |
Do you engage her? Stimulate her? Ask her out on dates? Or do you complain all the time? Act like another one of the kids —where she’s overcompensating for you? I went out w a gf yesterday and she was talking about ironing her husbands shirts. I thought what the hell? Who does this anymore? |
Those friends have a penis. Her 'gfs' are a cover. |
| When she starts spending a lot of time with the pool boy and you don't have a pool. |
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Depends on the quality of these friends, what activities they are doing, and how often she's doing this.
Do these friends make you feel icky? When a SO starts hanging out with people you wouldn't want to be friends with, that's a red flag. |