You're not going to be able to watch pr0n in VA without first submitting a PHOTO of yourself

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:They will photoshop your face in the movie. “Come Again: Starting Johnny Smith from Fairfax and Sue Taylor from McLean!!”



+1. LOL. Absolutely this.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Dumbass Youngkin voters. Good luck with the vinegar strokes!


Vinegar strokes?


A reference to the funny faces people make during orgasm, like tasting vinegar.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Dumbass Youngkin voters. Good luck with the vinegar strokes!


Vinegar strokes?


A reference to the funny faces people make during orgasm, like tasting vinegar.


Never heard that one! Thanks for the explanation.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is absolutely wild. Thankfully I live in DC. I don’t know what if do if I were in Virginia. I would feel very, very uncomfortable giving these sites any personal info. They get hacked all the time! I have never given them a credit card, email, etc and I would be extremely hesitant to. I’m sex positive and believe porn is healthy, but I don’t want to deal with others’ opinions and judgments.


No kidding. Given there's no hot chicks in DC, you have to heavily rely on porn starting your VA neighbors.


I am a chick and I am hot. I do not need what Virginia has on offer (dad bods and hicks).
Anonymous
Does this mean no onlyfans?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is absolutely wild. Thankfully I live in DC. I don’t know what if do if I were in Virginia. I would feel very, very uncomfortable giving these sites any personal info. They get hacked all the time! I have never given them a credit card, email, etc and I would be extremely hesitant to. I’m sex positive and believe porn is healthy, but I don’t want to deal with others’ opinions and judgments.


No kidding. Given there's no hot chicks in DC, you have to heavily rely on porn starting your VA neighbors.


I am a chick and I am hot. I do not need what Virginia has on offer (dad bods and hicks).


Anyone can LARP on the internet. DC has no hot women so we know you’re lyring. A DC 10 is a NY 6.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is absolutely wild. Thankfully I live in DC. I don’t know what if do if I were in Virginia. I would feel very, very uncomfortable giving these sites any personal info. They get hacked all the time! I have never given them a credit card, email, etc and I would be extremely hesitant to. I’m sex positive and believe porn is healthy, but I don’t want to deal with others’ opinions and judgments.


No kidding. Given there's no hot chicks in DC, you have to heavily rely on porn starting your VA neighbors.


I am a chick and I am hot. I do not need what Virginia has on offer (dad bods and hicks).


Anyone can LARP on the internet. DC has no hot women so we know you’re lyring. A DC 10 is a NY 6.

And a NY 6 is an LA 3
Anonymous
X…hamster?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is absolutely wild. Thankfully I live in DC. I don’t know what if do if I were in Virginia. I would feel very, very uncomfortable giving these sites any personal info. They get hacked all the time! I have never given them a credit card, email, etc and I would be extremely hesitant to. I’m sex positive and believe porn is healthy, but I don’t want to deal with others’ opinions and judgments.


No kidding. Given there's no hot chicks in DC, you have to heavily rely on porn starting your VA neighbors.


I am a chick and I am hot. I do not need what Virginia has on offer (dad bods and hicks).


Anyone can LARP on the internet. DC has no hot women so we know you’re lyring. A DC 10 is a NY 6.

And a NY 6 is an LA 3


Photoshop with DC women face not a good idea in that case
Anonymous
LOL, Senator Scott Surovell (D-Fairfax) was the individual who sponsored the amendment that created this mess. It passed with massive bipartisan majorities.

EVERYONE is getting what they voted for with this, yes Democrats too.

If you truly have such a burning issue with those younger than 18 being banned from porn sites in VA, please call Scott Surovell or any member of the general assembly for that matter.

There's a reason the loudmouth Dems haven't been screaming about this on Twitter (Hint: it's because they voted for it!)

This isn't a slam dunk "own the conservatives" moment. Sorry
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Move to Maryland, the land of the free


+1. Another checkbox for why Maryland is better, at least we have porn.
Anonymous
OP, are you the loon who started this thread, too? Grow the hell up.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/legacy/posts/list/1141532.page
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:LOL, Senator Scott Surovell (D-Fairfax) was the individual who sponsored the amendment that created this mess. It passed with massive bipartisan majorities.

EVERYONE is getting what they voted for with this, yes Democrats too.

If you truly have such a burning issue with those younger than 18 being banned from porn sites in VA, please call Scott Surovell or any member of the general assembly for that matter.

There's a reason the loudmouth Dems haven't been screaming about this on Twitter (Hint: it's because they voted for it!)

This isn't a slam dunk "own the conservatives" moment. Sorry


+1
Makes me wonder - as always - why Democrats like the OP and others are so, so intent on exposing minors to sexual acts. There is a clear pattern here.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:OP, are you the loon who started this thread, too? Grow the hell up.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/legacy/posts/list/1141532.page


NP. I don’t think it’s the same person.
Anonymous
Yougkin and the republicans are done in Virginia.
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