Any cartel-like business is unlikely to suffer drastic changes over time. Changes, if any, will be ones that appease the loudest constituents of society so the cartel continue to exist and make money. Colleges are one such cartel. Save. |
Wake up Ralph! "Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ’You died in your sleep, Ralph.’ Ralph was stunned. ’I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’ St. Peter said, ’I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’ Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. ’So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?’ ’Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m gonna explode!’ ’You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster. ’Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before? ’ "Never," said Ralph. Well, just relax and let it happen, says the rooster. ’It’s no big deal.’ Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... "Ralph! Wake up you dirty bastard. You shit the bed!!" |
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I bought some tqqq today. Rate cuts. Optimism on a trade deal. Who knows. Everyone says tech is super overvalued and we are in an era of “irrational exuberance” again, but the last time those words were uttered it took 3 years for the bubble to pop.
I think I’m going to buy XLK tomorrow. Anyone have ETFs they like? |
This is horrible advice. Horrible. Target date funds are awful - too generic to be effective especially for anyone under 40. |
Would love to hear more about what "too generic" means regarding investments. Is owning a basket of total stock market stocks "generic"? What tips the balance into "too generic"? |
I love that car. My dad has one back in Africa. |