Male masseuse offered me a ‘sensual massage’ towards the end of our session. What the heck is that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Excuse the music. This is a sensual massage. It doesn’t always involve happy endings

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If a man did that to me I’d marry him on the spot, have at least a dozen of his babies, and never look at another man again.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jealous. That's my #1 fantasy. I can't see an attractive male massage therapist because if he offered, I'd say yes.

That’s the thing - he wasn’t attractive and I’m still fairly certain he’s gay.

I *think* I know the place/massage therapist you’re referring to!!!! He’s Filipino, right? Yes - he’s gay. And yes, you should’ve taken him up on it! Because he is absolutely gifted

And no, I’m NOT naming the place or him, because I LIKE him!

[Anonymous]

Google algorithm going haywire with “Rockville masseuse Groupon”.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jealous. That's my #1 fantasy. I can't see an attractive male massage therapist because if he offered, I'd say yes.

That’s the thing - he wasn’t attractive and I’m still fairly certain he’s gay.

I *think* I know the place/massage therapist you’re referring to!!!! He’s Filipino, right? Yes - he’s gay. And yes, you should’ve taken him up on it! Because he is absolutely gifted

And no, I’m NOT naming the place or him, because I LIKE him!

NP,

If you can share — what exactly did he do for the “massage”?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Google algorithm going haywire with “Rockville masseuse Groupon”.

I just laughed so hard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Excuse the music. This is a sensual massage. It doesn’t always involve happy endings

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd42wHuw/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd42c3Yq/

If a man did that to me I’d marry him on the spot, have at least a dozen of his babies, and never look at another man again.

I know right? That’s way better than Outlander.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Excuse the music. This is a sensual massage. It doesn’t always involve happy endings

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd42wHuw/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd42c3Yq/

If a man did that to me I’d marry him on the spot, have at least a dozen of his babies, and never look at another man again.

+1000 Wowza!

[Anonymous]

What is it like to go through life so repressed that you don't know a sensual massage means a happy ending, and/or you want to report them to the police?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Name it so we can all avoid it, and report to the manager.

Now, this person urgently needs a sensual massage to relax a bit

[Anonymous]

This reminds me of Sex in the city where Samantha gets a massage and finds out her friend got one, but with a happy ending. So Samantha books an appointment with the massage therapist, hoping for the same.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is it like to go through life so repressed that you don't know a sensual massage means a happy ending, and/or you want to report them to the police?!

What is it like to go through life being so out of touch thinking a sensual massage only means a happy ending. Sensual massage does not mean happy ending - that would be an erotic massage.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So, I was gifted a 90 minute Swedish massage for my birthday. My masseuse was male, which I’m not really comfortable with but I’ve only had one male masseuse before years ago, so I figured what the heck. He did massage pretty far up my cheeks and my bikini line, which my friend said was normal. Towards the end of our session he asked if I’ve ever had a sensual massage. I said no. He then asked if I wanted to try it during the session. I politely declined.

What in the world is a sensual massage? I obviously know what the word sensual means but I’ve never heard of such a thing. Anyone ever have one before?

How would you have phrased this ten years ago? Probably "My friend got me a massage for my birthday". Don't you feel dumb using "gifted" because people on social media decided that it's a word?

https://imgur.com/a/d8NFwWy

If you’re going to be an a$$ at least make sure you’re right before opening your mouth

I know it's a word; but the fact is that no one ever used it that way until a few years ago.
I've always wanted to ask people if they feel odd suddenly speaking a certain way that they never did before.

LOL. Not true at all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Excuse the music. This is a sensual massage. It doesn’t always involve happy endings

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd42wHuw/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd42c3Yq/

If a man did that to me I’d marry him on the spot, have at least a dozen of his babies, and never look at another man again.

I know right? That’s way better than Outlander.

Dang.
https://instagram.com/emmanuellustinmt

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Excuse the music. This is a sensual massage. It doesn’t always involve happy endings

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd42wHuw/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd42c3Yq/

If a man did that to me I’d marry him on the spot, have at least a dozen of his babies, and never look at another man again.

I know right? That’s way better than Outlander.

Dang.
https://instagram.com/emmanuellustinmt

Although possible offscreen, I doubt these have happy endings. My guess is this is what is considered a sensual massage this day in age.

[Anonymous]

https://www.groupon.com/deals/bliss-reflexology-12?deal_option=8a2c3887-67df-4e64-9fba-2a046c729b8b#This is a 90-minute groupon with reviews of male masseuses. OP, if he touched you against your consent in your bikini line, you need to report this.