What annoying superpower does your spouse have?

[Anonymous]

My DH can also control his ability to fall asleep. “What, you can’t fall asleep standing up in a wind tunnel? Why not?”

He can also move with sloth-like speed when getting ready to go anywhere. I can get myself and our three kids ready and in the car, and he’s still gently lacing up his first shoe.

He doesn’t stink. No BO, no smelly farts. Meanwhile, my farts could kill livestock.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My DH can fall asleep in seconds. It’s a superpower I would love to have.

LOL,, mine, too. My 16 yr old son is like this, too. Like father like son.

I always joke with DH to let me fall asleep first so that I don't have to hear him snore, but nope. Can't do it. He falls asleep very quickly.

I'm soooo jealous.

[Anonymous]

He can finish my sentences. Not even my mother or best friend could do this. I also know what he is going to say before he says it.

[Anonymous]

His body runs like a clock. Falls asleep within minutes at the same time every night, wakes up at the same time every morning without issue.

He is unfailingly patient. Sometimes I want him to be mad with me. I'm ready to go light someone up and he gets all diplomatic and I hate it. I just want us to blow things up together, but no he always has to be The Voice of Reason and Calm.

[Anonymous]

My DH’s annoying superpower is picking the precise moment I lay down to nap on the weekend to turn on a movie for the kids and fall asleep himself. Guess who the children violently wake up to demand popcorn?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My DH can also control his ability to fall asleep. “What, you can’t fall asleep standing up in a wind tunnel? Why not?”

He can also move with sloth-like speed when getting ready to go anywhere. I can get myself and our three kids ready and in the car, and he’s still gently lacing up his first shoe.

He doesn’t stink. No BO, no smelly farts. Meanwhile, my farts could kill livestock.

This made me laugh out loud!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH always has to poop at the worst times, right when we need to leave the house to be somewhere.

Adult toddler? Anxious?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Amazed by how uptight and obsessive he is about cleaning something that’s dirty, e.g. kids spill on the carpet, or bleaching out a stain on a towel, and yet he is so messy/untidy at the same time.

Same here! He’s a messy/completely disorganized germaphobe.

Wow this is my DH too. He leaves crap everywhere but uptight about cleanliness.

[Anonymous]

Everyone loves him. He’s truly a very nice guy. No one could ever say they don’t like him. He doesn’t have an enemy in the world.

[Anonymous]

My DH decides to shower literally as I think we are about to get in the car when we are taking a road trip. Like the car is packed and he’s just ‘going to take a quick shower and we can get on the road’.

[Anonymous]

Never being wrong. At least in his mind that's a superpower

[Anonymous]

- Never dwells, forgets my mistakes immediately and permanently
- Feels no shame about anything, ever
- Can make anything into a fun game/competition with the kids

[Anonymous]

-Robot like efficiency at cleaning the windows with a squeegee while pumping gas. Every. Single. Time. I like to wave at him like a kid when he gets to my window.
- Falls asleep immediately and as if a vampire in the same position when he wakes up.
- Knows exactly when to do the self conscious waspy sniff when it will annoy me the most.
- A falsetto that’s rivals Freddie Mercury.

[Anonymous]

Loyalty. Its hard to find.

[Anonymous]

He places objects (cups, plates, knives) in the most precarious position so that any slight movement will send it tumbling to the ground. And then when it finally falls, he puts it back in the same. Exact. Spot.