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[quote=Anonymous]My DH can also control his ability to fall asleep. “What, you can’t fall asleep standing up in a wind tunnel? Why not?” He can also move with sloth-like speed when getting ready to go anywhere. I can get myself and our three kids ready and in the car, and he’s still gently lacing up his first shoe. He doesn’t stink. No BO, no smelly farts. Meanwhile, my farts could kill livestock.[/quote]
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