What do you eat when you’re starving and no food in the house?
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Anonymous
Most of this stuff is super carby and will not be filling for long, but anyway... |
Anonymous
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Non dominant arm/hand
I would still like to be able to get myself off one last times before I die. |
Anonymous
| Houseplants, fish, paper towels |
Anonymous
| If I'm starving and there is no food in the house, I guess I'd start by eating the house plants, try to find some bugs to cook, and in the end move on to the pets? |
Anonymous
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I used to chew on my fingers, but now that they've gotten so stubby, I've switched to my toes.
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Anonymous
That actually sounds so delicious to me! |
Anonymous
Do you not cook a lot? |
Anonymous
No. Judge away…… |
Anonymous
I figured. Leave the flavor combinations to the cooks. Respectfully. |
Anonymous
This is a thread about feeding your own self when you are starving. PP can eat whatever she dam* well wants. Take your ridiculous judgment elsewhere. |
Anonymous
I’ll keep my opinions right here. I’m allowed to say whatever I want. |
Anonymous
| Though my house always has loads of food, if I am starving and need food right away, I’ll either eat a tablespoon or so of crunchy peanut butter (directly off the spoon) or pop open a can of sardines in olive oil and eat a couple with a little salt. |
Anonymous
| Usually even when there's "no food," there's enough food to make a good egg scramble or omelette. For example: random veggies in the fridge like bell peppers, some kind of grated cheese, eggs. I also like grocery store sushi boxes. |
Anonymous
| If there's no food in the house, I'd just have hot tea. Or water with a little bit of apple cider vinegar. Both help with hunger. |
Anonymous
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Not sure if this is a trick question…
I’ll generally grab a spoon and the peanut butter. Or a chunk of cheese. |