The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

[Anonymous]

Why is Melania wearing a creepy military uniform for her speech? So weird.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Apparently sea foam is the theme color for the trump daughters:


Caked on eye makeup—check.

It's kind of Elvis-like. Don't like it at all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Apparently sea foam is the theme color for the trump daughters:


Caked on eye makeup—check.

Better detail on the pants. Boogie Nights!

https://video.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2020/08/26/1821285051864035796/636x382_MP4_1821285051864035796.mp4

[Anonymous]

Melania ‘s wearing boob pockets!

[Anonymous]

Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Aw, I think Lara stole Ivanka’s white shoes:

Lol. The shoes are practical, though— if you’ve ever been to the Mellon you know the hard stone floors are murder on your feet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

[Anonymous]

I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

She's trying to project that she means business and is, oh, so concerned about average citizens of her adopted country.
Fail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why is Melania wearing a creepy military uniform for her speech? So weird.

To intimidate the opponents.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

Her make up was way too dark around the eyes

Could’ve lightened up

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Ok, Nikki usually has pretty good fashion-sense, but that outfit is b@t$4!t insane. Why, why? It's like some bizarre nod to Indian beadwork, coupled with a Queen Elizabeth II-style coat dress. Why, Nikki, why?! You were supposed to be the sane one.