The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:I got the heavy duty eye makeup on my bingo card:

Didn’t expect the roid rage bulging neck muscles though.

Is that a wig or what?

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Anonymous wrote:I believe this is today:

Kayleigh looks horrific. All muppet mouth and ears. And what is going on with her skin? Yikes.

Ivanka standing like her dad here, with those arms hanging.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kim’s got her fightin’ nails on

AND A VOICE TO MATCH!

MMMAAAGGGAAA

[Anonymous]

Every time I look at Kimberly, I go like girl, who hurt u. She used to look so pretty and gentle in her Newsom days. And then she got the Fox makeover with everything becoming garish, fake and like 200% where 75% would work.

[Anonymous]

Oh, if only the love boat was still on:


Kimberly would make a great evil twin of charo

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Anonymous wrote:Every time I look at Kimberly, I go like girl, who hurt u. She used to look so pretty and gentle in her Newsom days. And then she got the Fox makeover with everything becoming garish, fake and like 200% where 75% would work.

I mean compare before and after.






She looks like a transvestite who suddenly got wider across every dimension - from mouth to hips.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh, if only the love boat was still on:


Kimberly would make a great evil twin of charo

She was so pretty. Like many of the Trump women, she looks like she is trying to start a new career in MILF porn.

[Anonymous]

Ivanka's hair is so lank.

And whoever listed backyard barbecue dress gets to cover a square!

[Anonymous]

OMG I love this thread. I had no idea what I was missing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I got the heavy duty eye makeup on my bingo card:

Didn’t expect the roid rage bulging neck muscles though.

Mutton dressed as lamb.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I believe this is today:

Kayleigh looks horrific. All muppet mouth and ears. And what is going on with her skin? Yikes.

Ivanka standing like her dad here, with those arms hanging.

She needs a refresher in the Standing Lessons.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I got the heavy duty eye makeup on my bingo card:

Didn’t expect the roid rage bulging neck muscles though.

Is that a wig or what?

I’m voting wig. And Biden.

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Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

Kristi Noem is 48.

These people are all from a hole in the earth but you can't be serious about her arms being "scary looking"- they are absolutely banging, I can't hate on her for those!

They are scary-over tanned and leathery

Stringy looking, but I admire the discipline it took to get them.

She’d be so pretty if she didn’t have an Elizabeth of Bathory gleam in her eye.

She has Michelle Bachmann crazy eyes

THANK YOU. It has been bugging me who she reminds me of since the Mount Rushmore stuff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyone have a pic of Kimberly Guilfoyle in a spray-on red dress at the RNC. She is absolutely rabid and looks totally inappropriate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kim’s got her fightin’ nails on

AND A VOICE TO MATCH!

MMMAAAGGGAAA

New Disney Villain?