Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:As someone whose family has been here since Jamestown and Plymouth Rock, (mother and father's sides both), with many somewhat illustrious and colorful ancestors who participated in every chapter of American history and left no wealth that lasted more than a generation or two, I have to say this is all extremely accurate.
I always summered in California. We would visit my great-aunt's ranch and go camping in the Sierras. My uncle was a raging alcoholic who smuggled hash out of Afghanistan in the seventies and restored old Triumph motorcycles to sell in Switzerland. My mother was in and out of mental institutions and my father was remote and a bit of a playboy. He worked in insurance and we lived near the Main Line in Philadelphia. We were the first in our family to live west of the Mississippi in one hundred years. I'd visit my grandmother and she'd teach me embroidery and how to make bread. Her father was a bootlegger before Prohibition. My mother's family lived in South Carolina for three hundred years.
I'll let you guess if we are trashy or UMC, although I suppose I gave it away already.
I would guess both. You said "summered" and you should know better that that's a clue.