Most annoying modern parenting lingo

[Anonymous]

That's one! Next thing you know they will be counting to who knows what number. Why give your kids two or three more chances to misbehave. No is no, NOW not in three more seconds.

[Anonymous]

"Time out." What are we trying to do, force them to settle for a field goal?

[Anonymous]

Ha! I call it a baby cage.

The baby cage/play pen is the next stage after the neglectosaucer.

[Anonymous]

What's wrong about a play pen?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OK if housewife or SAHM is not descriptive enough, how about kept woman? Its accurate. Unless you had alot of money from inheritance or other means or are on welfare, you are are being taken care of financially by your spouse or partner.

I am a sahm, not by any means a kept women. I would love a sugar daddy that let me do what ever I chose. I get up every morning start the day cleaning litter boxes, feeding the pets, packing lunches, cleaning the house, cooking the meals, doing all the administrative stuff that needs to be done, pick up the laundry...the list goes on and on. THAT IS NOT A KEPT WOMEN. Don't beleive me, try it for a year, without a nanny, house keeper or taxi cab driver. good luck

[Anonymous]

"I am a sahm, not by any means a kept women."

How do you know what a kept woman does?