Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Andrew
Katherine

Are you my people the WASPs??

I might be your people . . . John and Katharine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gaius
Fiona

Your favorite literary genre is historical fiction. You say you loved Wolf Hall, but secretly you lean towards the smuttier stuff.

Good guess, but I actually love Joan Didion and Phillip Roth (along with David Sedaris and sometimes David Foster Wallace). Gaius becasue I'm a nerd for ancient Rome and Fiona because it's a good Irish name.

[Anonymous]

Wow! Many of these are spot on. OPs, come back and evaluate us!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vincent
Natalie

Italian. Catholic. Grandparents are devout Catholics, you only go Christmas and Easter. Tried religious ed. but with Vincie's baseball and basketball and Nat's soccer (hello, travel soccer games are on Sunday), forget it. Don't worry, you'll just go back to the RC church/RE when it is time for each child's First Holy Communion. The grandparents will insist!

Natalie is super sporty and wears soccer shorts every day.

You live in Vienna in a late 60s split level and drive a Chevy Suburban with oh, about three magnets, to include the kids' school. Swim team has started and weekends are crazy. Mom and Dad both WOH.

Love it! Almost 100% wrong, but it's fun to imagine an alternate identity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My boys are Jason and Peter.

They are 30 years old, at least. Am I right?

Nope. Preteens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vincent
Natalie

Italian. Catholic. Grandparents are devout Catholics, you only go Christmas and Easter. Tried religious ed. but with Vincie's baseball and basketball and Nat's soccer (hello, travel soccer games are on Sunday), forget it. Don't worry, you'll just go back to the RC church/RE when it is time for each child's First Holy Communion. The grandparents will insist!

Natalie is super sporty and wears soccer shorts every day.

You live in Vienna in a late 60s split level and drive a Chevy Suburban with oh, about three magnets, to include the kids' school. Swim team has started and weekends are crazy. Mom and Dad both WOH.

Love it! Almost 100% wrong, but it's fun to imagine an alternate identity.

C'mon! Are you at least Irish? Catholic? Tell me Natalie wasn't a Christmastime baby! Ok, you live in MD.

[Anonymous]

I'm laughing so I'll play...

DD1: Lauren
DD2: Elena
DS3: Julian

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gaius
Fiona

Your favorite literary genre is historical fiction. You say you loved Wolf Hall, but secretly you lean towards the smuttier stuff.

Good guess, but I actually love Joan Didion and Phillip Roth (along with David Sedaris and sometimes David Foster Wallace). Gaius becasue I'm a nerd for ancient Rome and Fiona because it's a good Irish name.

HBO's Rome had a Gaius -- Smutty and nerdy all rolled up into one.

[Anonymous]

Natalie and Vincent's parent, PP here. Love your kids' names, by the way. I meant Italian. You are Italian and RC

[Anonymous]

Bridget

[Anonymous]

OP, you are a copycat. You copied this from another site. Shame on you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you are a copycat. You copied this from another site. Shame on you!

Who cares? Pretty sure OP didn't try to trademark the idea.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gaius
Fiona

Your favorite literary genre is historical fiction. You say you loved Wolf Hall, but secretly you lean towards the smuttier stuff.

Good guess, but I actually love Joan Didion and Phillip Roth (along with David Sedaris and sometimes David Foster Wallace). Gaius becasue I'm a nerd for ancient Rome and Fiona because it's a good Irish name.

HBO's Rome had a Gaius -- Smutty and nerdy all rolled up into one.

Battlestar Galactica had a Gaius too - he was the sex addict who fell in love with a Cylon

God, I miss that show!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meredith
Charles

Ugly and WASPY (the names, not the kids)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vincent
Natalie

Italian. Catholic. Grandparents are devout Catholics, you only go Christmas and Easter. Tried religious ed. but with Vincie's baseball and basketball and Nat's soccer (hello, travel soccer games are on Sunday), forget it. Don't worry, you'll just go back to the RC church/RE when it is time for each child's First Holy Communion. The grandparents will insist!

Natalie is super sporty and wears soccer shorts every day.

You live in Vienna in a late 60s split level and drive a Chevy Suburban with oh, about three magnets, to include the kids' school. Swim team has started and weekends are crazy. Mom and Dad both WOH.

Love it! Almost 100% wrong, but it's fun to imagine an alternate identity.

C'mon! Are you at least Irish? Catholic? Tell me Natalie wasn't a Christmastime baby! Ok, you live in MD.

She was indeed a christmastime baby. Yes to a vague Catholic background (one long-dead grandmother), but mild-mannered atheist here. Yes to a stint in Vienna, but on a different continent.