And those shoes are grandmatronly. |
Looks like Kari got engaged in either December 2023 or April 2024 (she says December, but her instagram ring post was April 2024 - either way, she KNEW she was pregnant), had the baby in July 2024, then got married in January 2025. Her parents are devout Catholics, so I'm sure that was fun. |
Ew, her dad is 64 and her mom 54. Hubbies is 59. |
She has 100% had a nose job. Too bad too, because her original nose looked good. And would have looked better when she aged just a little more. |
I actually am not convinced it's a nose job. I think it's more likely her face matured (that first pic appears to be college aged and she's now almost 30) and has just had a shit ton of filler and botox which changed her face shape
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I love you ❤️ I keep thinking that Trump and his entire cabinet is Dunning-Kruger effect personified but Karoline is the ultimate D-K star! I also don’t see a nose job in the comparison pictures just age/motherhood/makeup. |
Everything she wears is matronly. I’m in my 40s and I would put most of her wardrobe at 50-60yr old style. Does she think she is doing “quiet wealth” or just a bad take on “Southern lady style” I can’t tell. Her husband is against ick though. For her sake I hope it doesnt work out - can you imagine finally becoming an empty nester and realizing your husband is now in his 80s? |
+1 even if she looks fine in person, makeup for press/photos/appearances is much different and she clearly doesnt feel comfortable layering it on. Hence looking like Moaning Myrtle |
I'm 50 and I'd never! |
She looks so much better on the left - like a normal cute human |
Maybe it's all in my head but I think I see the nose job - it got smaller and more upturned there on the right |
That is not even a weird approximation of quiet wealth! The PP who said formal night on a cheap cruise ship had it exactly right. |
Her wedding photographer should have edited that tablecloth for her.
I’m surprised she didn’t do the southern thing of doing bridal portraits on a different day. It’s great for lighting. I don’t think anyone takes amazing photos in their reception space unless they’ve really, really considered the lighting. And I would say it doesn’t matter! And it doesn’t, for most of us! But I did not publish my wedding photos or make my family part of my personal, public brand. If you’re going to do it, at least try hard. |
Oh no, the bucks are not that big! He’s just a random real estate guy. She will outearn him in short order, we hope. I mean I hope! If you make it to White House press secretary, even if it’s for Trump, that should portend high earnings. |
Tiktok posted by the makeup artist who did Press Secretary Barbie's wedding makeup
(does she have tattoo makeup on her upper lip?) https://www.tiktok.com/@makeupbysarahalicea/video/7467682280962624798 |