The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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She's the only visible minority too.

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^ She actually waited until after the baby was born! Baby in July 2025, wedding in January 2025 to a man 30 years older (but he only looks 20 years older because she looks at best like she is in her late 30s). But it's ok, she's a good Catholic girl with the big cross necklace to prove it!

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Anonymous wrote:

She's the only visible minority too.

Republicans love her for whatever reason. I made the mistake of drunkenly saying she dressed like shit Inauguration Day in front of some MAGA types and they were like "Noooooo she's so classy!" I guess they're glad to finally have a smart minority woman to trot out so they can pretend they care.

But hey, I mean....she is classy compared to her political compatriots like Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Freak. And in fairness, she didn't get knocked up by a man her dad's age the way Karoline did.

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Usha needs a very good makeup artist and a stylist. To go around looking awful is a sin when you’re the Vice Presidents wife. If she doesn’t want to play the part she could stay home with the kids as an excuse.

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Anonymous wrote:Usha needs a very good makeup artist and a stylist. To go around looking awful is a sin when you’re the Vice Presidents wife. If she doesn’t want to play the part she could stay home with the kids as an excuse.

Idk. I used to think that she didn't want to play the part, but we see her way more than we ever saw Karen Pence or Doug Emhoff. I think she desperately wants to play the part - she was the one who floated the idea of JD running for office in the Megyn Kelly interview years ago - but just doesn't know how.

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Anonymous wrote:Ah, found some wedding photos. Looks like they made sure she was married before Inauguration Day - January 5th, 2025 (baby born in July).

God, how I hate those ass-out boobs forward poses, even in a 20 yo and even without duck lips. So gross.

That extraneous apostrophe in the stupid neon sign is really something - imagine spending that much for your own neon sign and it makes you look illiterate

Her dress is ok. Seems like it'd be better if they took it up at the shoulders already. It was nice of her dad to pose with her in all those pics. Can't wait to see what her husband looks like.

The apostrophe! Of course they have one.
In those photos taken at a distance, she looks much older with that dress and updo. I guess since she was pregnant she had to wear a looser fitting dress but it's matronly-formal night on a cruise looking.

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Anonymous wrote:Ah, found some wedding photos. Looks like they made sure she was married before Inauguration Day - January 5th, 2025 (baby born in July).

God, how I hate those ass-out boobs forward poses, even in a 20 yo and even without duck lips. So gross.

That extraneous apostrophe in the stupid neon sign is really something - imagine spending that much for your own neon sign and it makes you look illiterate

Her dress is ok. Seems like it'd be better if they took it up at the shoulders already. It was nice of her dad to pose with her in all those pics. Can't wait to see what her husband looks like.

The apostrophe! Of course they have one.
In those photos taken at a distance, she looks much older with that dress and updo. I guess since she was pregnant she had to wear a looser fitting dress but it's matronly-formal night on a cruise looking.

She wasn't pregnant there. Six months postpartum but not pregnant.

I do agree it's formal night on a cruise looking. It's so bad.

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Anonymous wrote:Ah, found some wedding photos. Looks like they made sure she was married before Inauguration Day - January 5th, 2025 (baby born in July).

Wow it is so obvious from these pictures that there is no chemistry and she's just in it for the big bucks.

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Anonymous wrote:The ass-out, boobs-up pose is a good way to hide the early bump - the official portraits with flowers and arms in the way and the beading on the dress help, too.

The wedding was AFTER the baby.

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Anonymous wrote:Great to see more outfit pics on this thread!

What is it with millenials and their posing in pictures? Look at the last pic with her friends - every girls tilts her head a different way.

I'm a millennial and that's one of the trashiest weddings I've ever seen. And I was the one who said Karoline is pretty. (Although to be fair she's only 27, right? I think she might be Gen Z. Not sure of the exact years, although I'm pretty sure my 28 year old sister counts as Gen Z, so I imagine Karoline does too.

The dress is ugly, too. I assume she had to get off-the-rack because of the whole knocked-up-out-of-wedlock thing, but it's tacky and looks like a cross between a prom dress and mother of the groom dress. Paired with the hairstyle and harsh makeup she looks 45 in those pictures.

So odd to be such a young, pretty girl and be so tethered to age, via her choices in both husband and style.

And I know this is mean but where the hell are her parents???? Mine certainly would've had something to say if I was galavanting around with a man older than my father and getting knocked up. Then again, idk, my parents voted for Kamala so they actually support family values.

YES!! I can't believe she had such a matronly wedding dress - very befitting of a 50 year old bride, not a 27 year old one. Even 6 months postpartum, she looks like she could have worn a much more flattering dress. I don't feel sad for her, because she's a piece of shit, but it's very sad looking.

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.thelist.com/1781895/karoline-leavitt-unrecognizable-college-photos/

Before & after karoline leavitt. For 27, she’s certainly had a lot of work done!

I don't see work - I see lighting and makeup

The only work I see is a nose job.

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Anonymous wrote:The ass-out, boobs-up pose is a good way to hide the early bump - the official portraits with flowers and arms in the way and the beading on the dress help, too.

The wedding was AFTER the baby.

Don't ruin snark with facts.

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.thelist.com/1781895/karoline-leavitt-unrecognizable-college-photos/

Before & after karoline leavitt. For 27, she’s certainly had a lot of work done!

Actually, looking at this I don’t think she’s had much work done. She wears a lot of makeup and has no upper lip, which she tries to hide by lining her lips heavily. And remember she gave birth like 8 months ago, so she’s probably ‘fuller’ than usual.

Take away the tan, pencil in some thick eyebrows, and sport a smug, combative, Dunning-Kreuger-esque expression … and that’s our Karoline!

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Anonymous wrote:Great to see more outfit pics on this thread!

What is it with millenials and their posing in pictures? Look at the last pic with her friends - every girls tilts her head a different way.

I more noticed her butt pushed way out like a stripper doing a pole dance. Do people really take weddding photos that way?

Well she was hiding her post-baby pooch in almost all of these pictures.

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.thelist.com/1781895/karoline-leavitt-unrecognizable-college-photos/

Before & after karoline leavitt. For 27, she’s certainly had a lot of work done!

Actually, looking at this I don’t think she’s had much work done. She wears a lot of makeup and has no upper lip, which she tries to hide by lining her lips heavily. And remember she gave birth like 8 months ago, so she’s probably ‘fuller’ than usual.

Take away the tan, pencil in some thick eyebrows, and sport a smug, combative, Dunning-Kreuger-esque expression … and that’s our Karoline!

She looked better before.