The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Looks like someone ordered some fillers and a spray tan.

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Anonymous wrote:I think Karoline is pretty, odious as she is. I do wonder what went wrong enough in her early childhood that she got knocked up by a guy 30 years older than her and married him.

Do you think she was wearing that giant cross while she was getting knocked up out of wedlock?

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but I've never seen a bride wear a hat like this before.

It's like the outfit in the Parent Trap (Natasha Richardson's character is a bridal designer) but trashy lol. I actually kind of like it in an "I'd never wear that but it's interesting" kind of way.

Honestly I will get dogged on for this for saying something nice about her but I do think she was pretty here. She's very wholesome and girl next-door looking.

I think Kristi was really pretty until she started in with trumpy vampy look. Even her face is still nice in that short haircut with all the layers.

That short haircut was bad but was probably a trend of the time, and she looked normal. Now she's had the Trump makeover. Besides her appearance, the fealty to Trump is disgusting. The TV ads are a gross misuse of federal funds and were apparently ordered by Trump.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-kristi-noem-200-million-dhs-ad-campaign-thanks-president-1235276324/

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Anonymous wrote:I like where this thread has gone, glad people aren't just sitting around waiting for Melania to emerge.

Have we done Karoline Leavitt yet? She's awful. She has beautiful, delicate features in the middle of this big face, and if she weren't a fascist, lying sociopath, the effect would be very pretty. Instead, it takes her right into punchable face territory. I won't advocate for violence against anyone, but she could stand right next to JD Vance and Mike Johnson and Don Jr. and Eric and you'd want to punch her face just as much.

The prominent cross necklace is comically large -- it looks less like a devout Christian noting her faith than someone trying to prove that neither she, nor anyone she works with, is a vampire.

I assume it's for the cocaine.

She would definitely be the villain in this prestige television show, but then we'd all complain it's too obvious and on the nose

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Anonymous wrote:This is a very Jill Biden-like dress.

I like this dress. Definitely much better. Husband still creepy. Is she still laughing when the cameras are off? I guess so. I think she might be a little severed.

It's too tight.

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Anonymous wrote:I like where this thread has gone, glad people aren't just sitting around waiting for Melania to emerge.

Have we done Karoline Leavitt yet? She's awful. She has beautiful, delicate features in the middle of this big face, and if she weren't a fascist, lying sociopath, the effect would be very pretty. Instead, it takes her right into punchable face territory. I won't advocate for violence against anyone, but she could stand right next to JD Vance and Mike Johnson and Don Jr. and Eric and you'd want to punch her face just as much.

The prominent cross necklace is comically large -- it looks less like a devout Christian noting her faith than someone trying to prove that neither she, nor anyone she works with, is a vampire.

I do not like her piggy nose.

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I think Karoline is pretty, odious as she is. I do wonder what went wrong enough in her early childhood that she got knocked up by a guy 30 years older than her and married him.


Do you think she was wearing that giant cross while she was getting knocked up out of wedlock

Haha I laugh at the irony of her constantly displaying a cross. She won't even reveal her wedding date because . . . why? It's pretty clear when you get engaged at the end of December and have a baby in July that you were pregnant at the wedding. Ahhh the party of family values - and I'm actually generally conservative but think it's such a joke to pretend that people like the Trumps, Musk and her are models of family values.

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I think Karoline is pretty, odious as she is. I do wonder what went wrong enough in her early childhood that she got knocked up by a guy 30 years older than her and married him.


Do you think she was wearing that giant cross while she was getting knocked up out of wedlock

Haha I laugh at the irony of her constantly displaying a cross. She won't even reveal her wedding date because . . . why? It's pretty clear when you get engaged at the end of December and have a baby in July that you were pregnant at the wedding. Ahhh the party of family values - and I'm actually generally conservative but think it's such a joke to pretend that people like the Trumps, Musk and her are models of family values.

Ha, I didn't realize this was a shotgun wedding, that's pretty hilarious that she wears that huge cross!!

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Ah, found some wedding photos. Looks like they made sure she was married before Inauguration Day - January 5th, 2025 (baby born in July).

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Great to see more outfit pics on this thread!

What is it with millenials and their posing in pictures? Look at the last pic with her friends - every girls tilts her head a different way.

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Anonymous wrote:Ah, found some wedding photos. Looks like they made sure she was married before Inauguration Day - January 5th, 2025 (baby born in July).

God, how I hate those ass-out boobs forward poses, even in a 20 yo and even without duck lips. So gross.

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Anonymous wrote:Ah, found some wedding photos. Looks like they made sure she was married before Inauguration Day - January 5th, 2025 (baby born in July).

God, how I hate those ass-out boobs forward poses, even in a 20 yo and even without duck lips. So gross.

That extraneous apostrophe in the stupid neon sign is really something - imagine spending that much for your own neon sign and it makes you look illiterate

Her dress is ok. Seems like it'd be better if they took it up at the shoulders already. It was nice of her dad to pose with her in all those pics. Can't wait to see what her husband looks like.

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Anonymous wrote:Ah, found some wedding photos. Looks like they made sure she was married before Inauguration Day - January 5th, 2025 (baby born in July).

God, how I hate those ass-out boobs forward poses, even in a 20 yo and even without duck lips. So gross.

That extraneous apostrophe in the stupid neon sign is really something - imagine spending that much for your own neon sign and it makes you look illiterate

Her dress is ok. Seems like it'd be better if they took it up at the shoulders already. It was nice of her dad to pose with her in all those pics. Can't wait to see what her husband looks like.

Eww, he really does look like her dad! So gross!

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Anonymous wrote:Ah, found some wedding photos. Looks like they made sure she was married before Inauguration Day - January 5th, 2025 (baby born in July).

So a shotgun wedding? Trashy!

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The ass-out, boobs-up pose is a good way to hide the early bump - the official portraits with flowers and arms in the way and the beading on the dress help, too.