The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:It’s not even clear to me what work Noem had done; the makeup is so heavily and poorly applied and catches the lens and light in a way that suggests one face kinda floating a half cm above another face. It’s almost interesting.

Well we know she has new teeth! And she clearly has lip filler and something done to her cheeks that has caused the lumpiness (because it was not there before). But yes, a lot of it is poorly applied makeup.

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Anonymous wrote:I get the weekly DHS emails and they have basically turned into a Kristi Noem fashion shoot. I still can't believe this conservative midwestern lady



turned into this trash.










But I guess at least she's more fashion forward than Usha Vance, LOL!

Why is her face so lumpy? Is that fillers? It’s grotesque.

Is that first photo Noem? She looks okay there but looks lumpy in the other photos.

This is Noem from when she was first elected to Congress pre-Trump.

I can’t stand noem, but she looked so normal when she was young.

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[Anonymous]

Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but I've never seen a bride wear a hat like this before.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but I've never seen a bride wear a hat like this before.

Now THAT is fantastic! Do my eyes deceive me, or does that earring cover her whole ear?

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Anonymous wrote:This is a very Jill Biden-like dress.

I like this dress. Definitely much better. Husband still creepy. Is she still laughing when the cameras are off? I guess so. I think she might be a little severed.

[Anonymous]

I like where this thread has gone, glad people aren't just sitting around waiting for Melania to emerge.

Have we done Karoline Leavitt yet? She's awful. She has beautiful, delicate features in the middle of this big face, and if she weren't a fascist, lying sociopath, the effect would be very pretty. Instead, it takes her right into punchable face territory. I won't advocate for violence against anyone, but she could stand right next to JD Vance and Mike Johnson and Don Jr. and Eric and you'd want to punch her face just as much.

The prominent cross necklace is comically large -- it looks less like a devout Christian noting her faith than someone trying to prove that neither she, nor anyone she works with, is a vampire.

[Anonymous]

I think Karoline is pretty, odious as she is. I do wonder what went wrong enough in her early childhood that she got knocked up by a guy 30 years older than her and married him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but I've never seen a bride wear a hat like this before.

It's like the outfit in the Parent Trap (Natasha Richardson's character is a bridal designer) but trashy lol. I actually kind of like it in an "I'd never wear that but it's interesting" kind of way.

Honestly I will get dogged on for this for saying something nice about her but I do think she was pretty here. She's very wholesome and girl next-door looking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like where this thread has gone, glad people aren't just sitting around waiting for Melania to emerge.

Have we done Karoline Leavitt yet? She's awful. She has beautiful, delicate features in the middle of this big face, and if she weren't a fascist, lying sociopath, the effect would be very pretty. Instead, it takes her right into punchable face territory. I won't advocate for violence against anyone, but she could stand right next to JD Vance and Mike Johnson and Don Jr. and Eric and you'd want to punch her face just as much.

The prominent cross necklace is comically large -- it looks less like a devout Christian noting her faith than someone trying to prove that neither she, nor anyone she works with, is a vampire.

You need to watch Suzanne Lambert’s roast of her. It’s perfect and it caused her to get new hair and makeup help.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFb3KgPR-gL/

Suzanne also has more pictures of the DOGE woman who was trying to be a fashion influencer during work hours.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHRgWkAxFNA/

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I like where this thread has gone, glad people aren't just sitting around waiting for Melania to emerge.

Have we done Karoline Leavitt yet? She's awful. She has beautiful, delicate features in the middle of this big face, and if she weren't a fascist, lying sociopath, the effect would be very pretty. Instead, it takes her right into punchable face territory. I won't advocate for violence against anyone, but she could stand right next to JD Vance and Mike Johnson and Don Jr. and Eric and you'd want to punch her face just as much.

The prominent cross necklace is comically large -- it looks less like a devout Christian noting her faith than someone trying to prove that neither she, nor anyone she works with, is a vampire.

You need to watch Suzanne Lambert’s roast of her. It’s perfect and it caused her to get new hair and makeup help.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFb3KgPR-gL/

Suzanne also has more pictures of the DOGE woman who was trying to be a fashion influencer during work hours.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHRgWkAxFNA/

Ha!! We talked about her lip liner up thread as well.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I get the weekly DHS emails and they have basically turned into a Kristi Noem fashion shoot. I still can't believe this conservative midwestern lady



turned into this trash.










But I guess at least she's more fashion forward than Usha Vance, LOL!

Why is her face so lumpy? Is that fillers? It’s grotesque.

Is that first photo Noem? She looks okay there but looks lumpy in the other photos.

This is Noem from when she was first elected to Congress pre-Trump.

She was definitely talking to lots of managers.

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Anonymous wrote:This is a very Jill Biden-like dress.

God that is. Jill dressed like shit too imo.

Usha is just ugly. Nothing she wears will ever look good.

That’s just mean. Yes, this thread is about snark but there’s a difference.

Yep. There is definitely a difference, which the PP seems not to grasp.
DP

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but I've never seen a bride wear a hat like this before.

It's like the outfit in the Parent Trap (Natasha Richardson's character is a bridal designer) but trashy lol. I actually kind of like it in an "I'd never wear that but it's interesting" kind of way.

Honestly I will get dogged on for this for saying something nice about her but I do think she was pretty here. She's very wholesome and girl next-door looking.

I think Kristi was really pretty until she started in with trumpy vampy look. Even her face is still nice in that short haircut with all the layers.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:This is a very Jill Biden-like dress.

JD’s creepo comment is much more newsworthy…

The vibe is very Stepford. But also he just admitted that what he says is very stupid, which shows some self awareness.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like where this thread has gone, glad people aren't just sitting around waiting for Melania to emerge.

Have we done Karoline Leavitt yet? She's awful. She has beautiful, delicate features in the middle of this big face, and if she weren't a fascist, lying sociopath, the effect would be very pretty. Instead, it takes her right into punchable face territory. I won't advocate for violence against anyone, but she could stand right next to JD Vance and Mike Johnson and Don Jr. and Eric and you'd want to punch her face just as much.

The prominent cross necklace is comically large -- it looks less like a devout Christian noting her faith than someone trying to prove that neither she, nor anyone she works with, is a vampire.

I assume it's for the cocaine.