Justin Theroux marries 30yo GF…

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Anonymous wrote:Nicole wants babies. She’s going to pop out another 1 or 2 and then she’s secured her future financially. In 5-6 years or so they will divorce and she’s set for life.

He obviously wants his own little legacy like a lot of childless men get at that age. He will be a weekend dad and her second marriage will be someone rich and closer to age.

Likely, yes.

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Anonymous wrote:20 year age gap is fine when you are in your 30s. It is another issue when you are in your 50s and still have the energy to go out and do things but are tied down to a 70 year old man

Agree. He is 54. Assuming they stay together, he will be doing college stores with this kid at 72. Have fun with that Nicole.

Though I truly don’t think they will last five years. He doesn’t have a great track record and I don’t think he’s going to settle down now. He’s still too selfish to get rid of that damn apartment.

Agree with all of this. He's very self-centered, parenthood won't magically change him. His money might ease things, but guarantee the bulk of parenting will fall on her. Together with lots of other things, it will get very old.

Love that Jen Anistin "liked" the post. She's both a good person and savvy.

What post did she “like”?

The Insta baby announcement post. Smart to get ahead of the "poor Jen" narrative. See, she's positive and zen about it? Hope that is in fact the case.

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Anonymous wrote:20 year age gap is fine when you are in your 30s. It is another issue when you are in your 50s and still have the energy to go out and do things but are tied down to a 70 year old man

Agree. He is 54. Assuming they stay together, he will be doing college stores with this kid at 72. Have fun with that Nicole.

Though I truly don’t think they will last five years. He doesn’t have a great track record and I don’t think he’s going to settle down now. He’s still too selfish to get rid of that damn apartment.

Agree with all of this. He's very self-centered, parenthood won't magically change him. His money might ease things, but guarantee the bulk of parenting will fall on her. Together with lots of other things, it will get very old.

Love that Jen Anistin "liked" the post. She's both a good person and savvy.

What post did she “like”?

The Insta baby announcement post. Smart to get ahead of the "poor Jen" narrative. See, she's positive and zen about it? Hope that is in fact the case.

Jen is 57 years old with a net worth in the 100s of millions. She is not sitting around pining for Justin’s baby.

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If JA wanted a baby she could have adopted a looong time ago.

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Anonymous wrote:If JA wanted a baby she could have adopted a looong time ago.

Claims she wanted one with her DNA. Not sure why she didn’t try surrogacy.

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Anonymous wrote:Nicole wants babies. She’s going to pop out another 1 or 2 and then she’s secured her future financially. In 5-6 years or so they will divorce and she’s set for life.

It saddens me when women purposefully seek out wealthy men just to have a baby and be financially secure.

Doesn’t she come from a lot of money? She should have just done donor sperm and not take a risk with his aging sperm if that was the plan.

I think she’s dumb and thinks this will work out. I feel sorry for her. But yes financially she will be fine.

I agree they won't last but I don't actually think he's that wealthy. Child support payments over 18 years might supplement her acting income nicely (presuming her career continues to go well, but she's rather plain and really nothing special as an actress) but won't exactly permit a life of luxury. Guarantee she signed an ungenerous prenup.

He has 10’s of millions vs Jen who has 100’s of millions. He’s wealthy. His family also wealthy. The schools he went to were expensive.

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Anonymous wrote:20 year age gap is fine when you are in your 30s. It is another issue when you are in your 50s and still have the energy to go out and do things but are tied down to a 70 year old man

Pictures last year showed J&N partying with her friends. They were all in their 20’s-30’s except for Justin. Pictures of the next day showed her happy and well rested. He looked exhausted. It will be a Charles and Diane situation. Nicole will want to go out and party with her friends and Justin will be too tired to go and stay home with the baby. Eventually he’ll want to go party with his friends which will be a much slower pace than Nicole’s partying.

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Anonymous wrote:20 year age gap is fine when you are in your 30s. It is another issue when you are in your 50s and still have the energy to go out and do things but are tied down to a 70 year old man

Pictures last year showed J&N partying with her friends. They were all in their 20’s-30’s except for Justin. Pictures of the next day showed her happy and well rested. He looked exhausted. It will be a Charles and Diane situation. Nicole will want to go out and party with her friends and Justin will be too tired to go and stay home with the baby. Eventually he’ll want to go party with his friends which will be a much slower pace than Nicole’s partying.

Another red flag from their wedding: All his friends were closer to his age and you have wives closer to his age with kids who are grown or much older. Socializing as a couple will be tough.

This was not well thought out and it’s clear both of them are in it for the Instagram of it all and the VF spread. No one gives a crap about either of them individually. It’s not a good foundation for marriage and parenthood.

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Anonymous wrote:20 year age gap is fine when you are in your 30s. It is another issue when you are in your 50s and still have the energy to go out and do things but are tied down to a 70 year old man

Pictures last year showed J&N partying with her friends. They were all in their 20’s-30’s except for Justin. Pictures of the next day showed her happy and well rested. He looked exhausted. It will be a Charles and Diane situation. Nicole will want to go out and party with her friends and Justin will be too tired to go and stay home with the baby. Eventually he’ll want to go party with his friends which will be a much slower pace than Nicole’s partying.

Another red flag from their wedding: All his friends were closer to his age and you have wives closer to his age with kids who are grown or much older. Socializing as a couple will be tough.

This was not well thought out and it’s clear both of them are in it for the Instagram of it all and the VF spread. No one gives a crap about either of them individually. It’s not a good foundation for marriage and parenthood.

What if she pulls a Hilaria??

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nicole wants babies. She’s going to pop out another 1 or 2 and then she’s secured her future financially. In 5-6 years or so they will divorce and she’s set for life.

It saddens me when women purposefully seek out wealthy men just to have a baby and be financially secure.

Doesn’t she come from a lot of money? She should have just done donor sperm and not take a risk with his aging sperm if that was the plan.

I think she’s dumb and thinks this will work out. I feel sorry for her. But yes financially she will be fine.

I agree they won't last but I don't actually think he's that wealthy. Child support payments over 18 years might supplement her acting income nicely (presuming her career continues to go well, but she's rather plain and really nothing special as an actress) but won't exactly permit a life of luxury. Guarantee she signed an ungenerous prenup.

He has 10’s of millions vs Jen who has 100’s of millions. He’s wealthy. His family also wealthy. The schools he went to were expensive.

There is no evidence he has tens of millions. His highest paying role was the Leftovers. The bulk of his roles are supporting. His apartment was cheap when he bought it many years ago and he decorated it with junk until Jen A paid to renovate it. I think his dad was a corporate lawyer and he may have a modest trust but he is not uber wealthy. I’d put his net worth at $10m max, but likely lower.

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Congratulations to them both!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nicole wants babies. She’s going to pop out another 1 or 2 and then she’s secured her future financially. In 5-6 years or so they will divorce and she’s set for life.

It saddens me when women purposefully seek out wealthy men just to have a baby and be financially secure.

Doesn’t she come from a lot of money? She should have just done donor sperm and not take a risk with his aging sperm if that was the plan.

I think she’s dumb and thinks this will work out. I feel sorry for her. But yes financially she will be fine.

I agree they won't last but I don't actually think he's that wealthy. Child support payments over 18 years might supplement her acting income nicely (presuming her career continues to go well, but she's rather plain and really nothing special as an actress) but won't exactly permit a life of luxury. Guarantee she signed an ungenerous prenup.

He has 10’s of millions vs Jen who has 100’s of millions. He’s wealthy. His family also wealthy. The schools he went to were expensive.

There is no evidence he has tens of millions. His highest paying role was the Leftovers. The bulk of his roles are supporting. His apartment was cheap when he bought it many years ago and he decorated it with junk until Jen A paid to renovate it. I think his dad was a corporate lawyer and he may have a modest trust but he is not uber wealthy. I’d put his net worth at $10m max, but likely lower.

Internet says he’s worth 40 million

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nicole wants babies. She’s going to pop out another 1 or 2 and then she’s secured her future financially. In 5-6 years or so they will divorce and she’s set for life.

It saddens me when women purposefully seek out wealthy men just to have a baby and be financially secure.

Doesn’t she come from a lot of money? She should have just done donor sperm and not take a risk with his aging sperm if that was the plan.

I think she’s dumb and thinks this will work out. I feel sorry for her. But yes financially she will be fine.

I agree they won't last but I don't actually think he's that wealthy. Child support payments over 18 years might supplement her acting income nicely (presuming her career continues to go well, but she's rather plain and really nothing special as an actress) but won't exactly permit a life of luxury. Guarantee she signed an ungenerous prenup.

He has 10’s of millions vs Jen who has 100’s of millions. He’s wealthy. His family also wealthy. The schools he went to were expensive.

There is no evidence he has tens of millions. His highest paying role was the Leftovers. The bulk of his roles are supporting. His apartment was cheap when he bought it many years ago and he decorated it with junk until Jen A paid to renovate it. I think his dad was a corporate lawyer and he may have a modest trust but he is not uber wealthy. I’d put his net worth at $10m max, but likely lower.

Internet says he’s worth 40 million

Internet nw estimates are notoriously wrong.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nicole wants babies. She’s going to pop out another 1 or 2 and then she’s secured her future financially. In 5-6 years or so they will divorce and she’s set for life.

It saddens me when women purposefully seek out wealthy men just to have a baby and be financially secure.

Doesn’t she come from a lot of money? She should have just done donor sperm and not take a risk with his aging sperm if that was the plan.

I think she’s dumb and thinks this will work out. I feel sorry for her. But yes financially she will be fine.

I agree they won't last but I don't actually think he's that wealthy. Child support payments over 18 years might supplement her acting income nicely (presuming her career continues to go well, but she's rather plain and really nothing special as an actress) but won't exactly permit a life of luxury. Guarantee she signed an ungenerous prenup.

He has 10’s of millions vs Jen who has 100’s of millions. He’s wealthy. His family also wealthy. The schools he went to were expensive.

There is no evidence he has tens of millions. His highest paying role was the Leftovers. The bulk of his roles are supporting. His apartment was cheap when he bought it many years ago and he decorated it with junk until Jen A paid to renovate it. I think his dad was a corporate lawyer and he may have a modest trust but he is not uber wealthy. I’d put his net worth at $10m max, but likely lower.

Internet says he’s worth 40 million

Internet nw estimates are notoriously wrong.

+1 No way he's worth $40 million. How?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nicole wants babies. She’s going to pop out another 1 or 2 and then she’s secured her future financially. In 5-6 years or so they will divorce and she’s set for life.

It saddens me when women purposefully seek out wealthy men just to have a baby and be financially secure.

Doesn’t she come from a lot of money? She should have just done donor sperm and not take a risk with his aging sperm if that was the plan.

I think she’s dumb and thinks this will work out. I feel sorry for her. But yes financially she will be fine.

I agree they won't last but I don't actually think he's that wealthy. Child support payments over 18 years might supplement her acting income nicely (presuming her career continues to go well, but she's rather plain and really nothing special as an actress) but won't exactly permit a life of luxury. Guarantee she signed an ungenerous prenup.

He has 10’s of millions vs Jen who has 100’s of millions. He’s wealthy. His family also wealthy. The schools he went to were expensive.

There is no evidence he has tens of millions. His highest paying role was the Leftovers. The bulk of his roles are supporting. His apartment was cheap when he bought it many years ago and he decorated it with junk until Jen A paid to renovate it. I think his dad was a corporate lawyer and he may have a modest trust but he is not uber wealthy. I’d put his net worth at $10m max, but likely lower.

Internet says he’s worth 40 million

Internet nw estimates are notoriously wrong.

+1 No way he's worth $40 million. How?

DP but if he wasn't stupid with his money, it wouldn't be that hard. He's been working consistently since like 2005 or 2006. He's had lead or supporting roles in 4 TV series in the last three years (33 episodes of 4 different series). Even if he's only making like 60k per episode, that's nearly 2 million on TV shows alone. Plus two movies -- a largish (non-lead) role in the Beetlejuice sequel (that would be good movie, they spent about 100m making it), plus a little indie movie out this year. And then some small guest roles on two other shows. So that's like 3 million over the last 3 years.

Oh and he's got a role in the upcoming Devil Wears Prada sequel, that's another good paycheck even if it's a small role.

And that's not even getting to the 75k/episode for Leftovers or any of his work pre-2023, which included one of the Star Wars sequels and a Lego movie.

He was with Aniston from 2011 to 2018ish, he probably didn't spend much money on his lifestyle during that time because she's so wealthy.

So if he banked his Leftovers money while he was with Jen, made some smart investments, owns his real estate outright, and has a good tax guy, totally plausible he's worth 10m or more. I would also assume he takes lots of advantage of the free clothes and "celebrity discounts" he gets for agreeing to do things like have his wedding featured in Vogue. Marrying a young actress who is currently on two hit shows and then having a baby with her that they will definitely parade around for the paparazzi helps with that too.

Or maybe he's stupid or has a drug problem and has nothing. But he'd have to work at it. He will never have Jen's money (Friends set her up for life and she's very intelligently grown it from there) but he's rich.