Let's play the crazy question game

[Anonymous]

I'll ask a question. Whoever answers it has to ask the next crazy question.

If you had to move to a country that started with the letter M, which country would you choose?

[Anonymous]

Morroco.

If you had to learn a language. Which language would you choose?

[Anonymous]

French.

If you were forced (allowed) to have a one night stand with a celebrity, who would it be?

[Anonymous]

Jennifer Conolley.
If your only way to feed your kids was through theft or prostitution which would it be?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Conolley.
If your only way to feed your kids was through theft or prostitution which would it be?

Theft. Of course. Are you nuts?

Okay, if you had to change your name forever to the name of a lunch meat, and you couldn't every abbreviate it or act like it's a nickname: you had to say this was your given name and you refuse to be called something else. Which lunch meat would you choose for your name?

[Anonymous]

theft

If you had to celebrate only one holiday a year, which one would it be?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Conolley.
If your only way to feed your kids was through theft or prostitution which would it be?

Theft. Of course. Are you nuts?

Okay, if you had to change your name forever to the name of a lunch meat, and you couldn't every abbreviate it or act like it's a nickname: you had to say this was your given name and you refuse to be called something else. Which lunch meat would you choose for your name?

I don't know if this counts as a lunch meat, but "Sopressata" immediately came to mind.

If you had to change into an animal, what animal would you choose?

[Anonymous]

Cat -- I could lick my own nuts.

If you had to shoot one person whose name starts with K, who would it be?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Conolley.
If your only way to feed your kids was through theft or prostitution which would it be?

Theft. Of course. Are you nuts?

Okay, if you had to change your name forever to the name of a lunch meat, and you couldn't every abbreviate it or act like it's a nickname: you had to say this was your given name and you refuse to be called something else. Which lunch meat would you choose for your name?

I don't know if this counts as a lunch meat, but "Sopressata" immediately came to mind.

If you had to change into an animal, what animal would you choose?

the honey badger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

If someone held your child hostage and gave you a choice as to what to do to free her, would you
a) screw a pig on national TV or
b) allow your spouse to screw the pig on national TV?

[Anonymous]

You guys are ruining a nice thread.

If you could only watch one tv seires for the next year, which show would you pick?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Cat -- I could lick my own nuts.

If you had to shoot one person whose name starts with K, who would it be?

Kim Kardashian, duh. Or any Kardashian. Double Duh.

You're about to change race and nationality: which two are you now? And why?

[Anonymous]

Brazilian. It's hot.

[Anonymous]

Oops! Need a silly question... You are about to do something naughty? What and why?

[Anonymous]

Go commando. Its hot, and its hot.

If you could pick your own chest size -- what would your ideal be? What size would DH pick for you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Go commando. Its hot, and its hot.

If you could pick your own chest size -- what would your ideal be? What size would DH pick for you?

36C? I think my husband would also pick 36C, but he's not very picky.


If you were forced to brutally murder a children's television character, who would you choose and how would you do it?