Let's play the crazy question game

[Anonymous]

Dora. I'd choke her because I can't stand the voice.

What is the strangest place you've had sex?

[Anonymous]

Lambchop.

Weber. Served for dinner alongside most of the cast of veggie tales. (also death by weber)

[Anonymous]

Oops. Here's my stupid question,

Would you still have dated your husband if he was just as smart, just as funny, but had a mullet?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oops. Here's my stupid question,

Would you still have dated your husband if he was just as smart, just as funny, but had a mullet?

Yes.

If you had to be in a contractual marriage a la TomKat, who would you marry?

[Anonymous]

Channing Tatum.

If you could do it all over again, knowing what you know now, what would you do differently?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Channing Tatum.

If you could do it all over again, knowing what you know now, what would you do differently?

In college, I would've majored in what I really wanted to instead of what my parents thought I should.

You have to drink a glass of wine, a beer, a mixed cocktail, and a shot of hard liquor. What do you choose for each?

[Anonymous]

Persecco, New Glarus, an old fashioned, best whiskey I can afford.

If you had to go on a two week vacation anywhere in the world, without the kids, but with the in-laws, where would you go and how would you fill your days?

[Anonymous]

Stockholm, Helsinki, St. Petersburg, etc... via ferries. Two separate itineraries - fast and slow pace - which converge at times for meals or mutual interests. I picked this assuming the inlaws are moving at a slower pace.

If you could rule the world, please explain how you would solve problem x by doing y:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stockholm, Helsinki, St. Petersburg, etc... via ferries. Two separate itineraries - fast and slow pace - which converge at times for meals or mutual interests. I picked this assuming the inlaws are moving at a slower pace.

If you could rule the world, please explain how you would solve problem x by doing y:

I would solve the organ donor problem by making it mandatory.

You have only 10 minutes to run into your house and grab what is important to you before a bulldozer destroys it. Besides people and pets, what are you grabbing?

[Anonymous]

NAS backup drive -- years of pictures and documents on there. The rest, let it burn baby burn.

Indecent Proposal. Do you take the $1MM for one night with R Redford?

[Anonymous]

My Grandmothers bible and quilt and the old family photos that are framed or in the box of the closet.

If you could master any skills, what would it be? Sport, craft, cooking, etc.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NAS backup drive -- years of pictures and documents on there. The rest, let it burn baby burn.

Indecent Proposal. Do you take the $1MM for one night with R Redford?

Absolutely. I'd take $1M from Steve Buscemi.

Would you rather be rich and ugly or poor and super model beautiful.

[Anonymous]

Is it cheating to say that I'd rather be poor and super model beautiful and then become a super model? Even so, I think I'd rather be poor and beautiful. It sounds vain but money isn't everything.

If you could be leader of any country (and actually control the country, not like the Queen of England), which country would you choose?

[Anonymous]

The US. Control the US and you control the world.

If you could eradicate one world problem (eg, crime, racism, wars, violence, inequality, cancer, AIDS, other diseases, poverty, domestic violence, prostitution, slavery, etc) what would you choose and why?

[Anonymous]

Violence- cant we all just get along?

Would you rather fly to the moon or Fiji?