The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Look at how Miss Trump's hand is a different color than her face.

Since they say we can't choose gender for ourselves, I'm choosing to use "her."

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:If she wasn't who she is, I'd feel sorry for her thinking these outfits are worthy of affiliate links.

Does she have torticollis? What is wrong with her shoulder?

Wonkette said her clothes are from Rent the Runway. I'm not sure if they were kidding or serious though. If they are serious, that's quite something that this woman is wearing ugly $400 skirts and expecting others to pay full price despite a looming recession.

I especially love the photo of her showing off "patterns" the day 120 of her workmates were fired.

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Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

That blazer is 💯 but the pants are a miss. I want a straight or wide leg with that blazer. Definitely not cropped.

She's 50% Washingtonian political wife and 50% party girl heading out in dad's convertible with her friends for a beach trip.

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Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

Oh my gosh, the jacket is so nice and the pants are so hideous. The whole outfit is a disaster.

So basic.

It’s not even basic, it’s the type of outfit you would end up wearing if your luggage was stolen.

I was thinking out running errands on the bottom, zoom call for a new job on top - but i like yours better

LOL, both comparisons are accurate. I love the top and the fit is finally good, but I hate the pants with it. This could have been an easy win for her.

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Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

Very cute. She looks great in those slim cut pants and I love her jacket.

Her hair and makeup look greasy but I really hate that outfit. It fits her which is a nice change but navy black and teal is a lot gojng on and it just isn’t harmonized. The top is too heavy for the bottom. And that’s a lot of jewelry with those big buttons — might work if the look was more monochromatic but this is all busy lookkkg and like she’s wearing 2-3 different outfits. Also think it’s a little weird how much she clashes with her husband who is wearing the green tie in a nod to the Irish visit. I wonder if she asked for green pants and got the turquoise by mistake? It’s all a little odd.

The Irish TD’s wife’s dress is nice. You can buy it online for 190EU. I’m not sure how old she is — I think at least 65, right?

From the wwd article: While giving a speech about St. Patrick’s Day, JD Vance nodded to his wife’s outfit. “It’s also a really great opportunity for Usha to wear her pair of green pants. She’s had these in the closet for years and finally gets to break them out,” he said.
🤣 That answers that question. Never in the history of having something in my closet for years would I then think to take it for a spin on the world stage. Choosing the heavy black turtleneck under the navy blazer makes zero sense. I have a very similar navy blazer from Smythe and it’s a workhorse but it doesn’t work with black ffs.

Okay, this quote is just sad. JD, say less. You sound like an idiot. And you’re making her sound like she absolutely does not give a sh$t about this job. She pulled out some crap from her closet that she literally never wears because apparently she had put zero thought into this meeting until 10 minutes before. I wonder if they didn’t tell her she was going until the morning of, and then told her she needed to wear green? It’s like when your kid tells you at 8 am—oh, o need to dress like a cowboy for spirit day today and you’re pulling a random bandana out and saying that’s good enough. Is her staff just terrible?

And it doesn’t surprise me Trump didn’t wear green. He needs to wear the exact same thing every day, either as part of his OCD or because of his dementia. Trying to get him to switch the color of his tie is probably impossible. But JD will switch the color of his soul if his handlers tells him to.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

Very cute. She looks great in those slim cut pants and I love her jacket.

Her hair and makeup look greasy but I really hate that outfit. It fits her which is a nice change but navy black and teal is a lot gojng on and it just isn’t harmonized. The top is too heavy for the bottom. And that’s a lot of jewelry with those big buttons — might work if the look was more monochromatic but this is all busy lookkkg and like she’s wearing 2-3 different outfits. Also think it’s a little weird how much she clashes with her husband who is wearing the green tie in a nod to the Irish visit. I wonder if she asked for green pants and got the turquoise by mistake? It’s all a little odd.

The Irish TD’s wife’s dress is nice. You can buy it online for 190EU. I’m not sure how old she is — I think at least 65, right?

From the wwd article: While giving a speech about St. Patrick’s Day, JD Vance nodded to his wife’s outfit. “It’s also a really great opportunity for Usha to wear her pair of green pants. She’s had these in the closet for years and finally gets to break them out,” he said.
🤣 That answers that question. Never in the history of having something in my closet for years would I then think to take it for a spin on the world stage. Choosing the heavy black turtleneck under the navy blazer makes zero sense. I have a very similar navy blazer from Smythe and it’s a workhorse but it doesn’t work with black ffs.

Okay, this quote is just sad. JD, say less. You sound like an idiot. And you’re making her sound like she absolutely does not give a sh$t about this job. She pulled out some crap from her closet that she literally never wears because apparently she had put zero thought into this meeting until 10 minutes before. I wonder if they didn’t tell her she was going until the morning of, and then told her she needed to wear green? It’s like when your kid tells you at 8 am—oh, o need to dress like a cowboy for spirit day today and you’re pulling a random bandana out and saying that’s good enough. Is her staff just terrible?

And it doesn’t surprise me Trump didn’t wear green. He needs to wear the exact same thing every day, either as part of his OCD or because of his dementia. Trying to get him to switch the color of his tie is probably impossible. But JD will switch the color of his soul if his handlers tells him to.

ALL OF THIS. Plus those pants aren’t really even green. WTH?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

Very cute. She looks great in those slim cut pants and I love her jacket.

Her hair and makeup look greasy but I really hate that outfit. It fits her which is a nice change but navy black and teal is a lot gojng on and it just isn’t harmonized. The top is too heavy for the bottom. And that’s a lot of jewelry with those big buttons — might work if the look was more monochromatic but this is all busy lookkkg and like she’s wearing 2-3 different outfits. Also think it’s a little weird how much she clashes with her husband who is wearing the green tie in a nod to the Irish visit. I wonder if she asked for green pants and got the turquoise by mistake? It’s all a little odd.

The Irish TD’s wife’s dress is nice. You can buy it online for 190EU. I’m not sure how old she is — I think at least 65, right?

From the wwd article: While giving a speech about St. Patrick’s Day, JD Vance nodded to his wife’s outfit. “It’s also a really great opportunity for Usha to wear her pair of green pants. She’s had these in the closet for years and finally gets to break them out,” he said.
🤣 That answers that question. Never in the history of having something in my closet for years would I then think to take it for a spin on the world stage. Choosing the heavy black turtleneck under the navy blazer makes zero sense. I have a very similar navy blazer from Smythe and it’s a workhorse but it doesn’t work with black ffs.

Okay, this quote is just sad. JD, say less. You sound like an idiot. And you’re making her sound like she absolutely does not give a sh$t about this job. She pulled out some crap from her closet that she literally never wears because apparently she had put zero thought into this meeting until 10 minutes before. I wonder if they didn’t tell her she was going until the morning of, and then told her she needed to wear green? It’s like when your kid tells you at 8 am—oh, o need to dress like a cowboy for spirit day today and you’re pulling a random bandana out and saying that’s good enough. Is her staff just terrible?

And it doesn’t surprise me Trump didn’t wear green. He needs to wear the exact same thing every day, either as part of his OCD or because of his dementia. Trying to get him to switch the color of his tie is probably impossible. But JD will switch the color of his soul if his handlers tells him to.

ALL OF THIS. Plus those pants aren’t really even green. WTH?

is it possible she's color blind and also no one around her ever actually *looks* at her enough to be able to say, "hon, that's not the outfit"?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How come we're not getting any pics of Susie Wiles at any of these things? Has she been totally cut out here?

They might be limiting her public exposure after this photo went viral when Trump said the US would take over Gaza.



This is the most recent photo I can find (at the Capitol, Feb 26)



Here's one from Feb 14, wearing black leather

I’m not a fan of hers but her hair and makeup are on point.

Agree. And she dresses her body shape very well. All those outfits look great on her.

Dolores Umbridge vibes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If she wasn't who she is, I'd feel sorry for her thinking these outfits are worthy of affiliate links.

all of this is so dam ugly. So ugly. I want my republican trash hot. stripper hot. Like last term.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

This has a touch of pageant tackiness with a bit of Russian stripper.

a russian stripper who aspires to be a dominatrix. I like it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

Very cute. She looks great in those slim cut pants and I love her jacket.

Her hair and makeup look greasy but I really hate that outfit. It fits her which is a nice change but navy black and teal is a lot gojng on and it just isn’t harmonized. The top is too heavy for the bottom. And that’s a lot of jewelry with those big buttons — might work if the look was more monochromatic but this is all busy lookkkg and like she’s wearing 2-3 different outfits. Also think it’s a little weird how much she clashes with her husband who is wearing the green tie in a nod to the Irish visit. I wonder if she asked for green pants and got the turquoise by mistake? It’s all a little odd.

The Irish TD’s wife’s dress is nice. You can buy it online for 190EU. I’m not sure how old she is — I think at least 65, right?

From the wwd article: While giving a speech about St. Patrick’s Day, JD Vance nodded to his wife’s outfit. “It’s also a really great opportunity for Usha to wear her pair of green pants. She’s had these in the closet for years and finally gets to break them out,” he said.
🤣 That answers that question. Never in the history of having something in my closet for years would I then think to take it for a spin on the world stage. Choosing the heavy black turtleneck under the navy blazer makes zero sense. I have a very similar navy blazer from Smythe and it’s a workhorse but it doesn’t work with black ffs.

Okay, this quote is just sad. JD, say less. You sound like an idiot. And you’re making her sound like she absolutely does not give a sh$t about this job. She pulled out some crap from her closet that she literally never wears because apparently she had put zero thought into this meeting until 10 minutes before. I wonder if they didn’t tell her she was going until the morning of, and then told her she needed to wear green? It’s like when your kid tells you at 8 am—oh, o need to dress like a cowboy for spirit day today and you’re pulling a random bandana out and saying that’s good enough. Is her staff just terrible?

And it doesn’t surprise me Trump didn’t wear green. He needs to wear the exact same thing every day, either as part of his OCD or because of his dementia. Trying to get him to switch the color of his tie is probably impossible. But JD will switch the color of his soul if his handlers tells him to.

Honestly, if he weren’t a raging fascist it would be a little bit endearing. His wife’s horrific taste would also be… not endearing, but maybe kind of quirky. Like I would still talk about how hilariously bad her taste is.

But these people and the “movement” they represent very much want to relegate women’s status to “decorations who can give birth” and when they can’t even put a normal outfit together, it’s almost hypocritical.

It’s like Ivanka having a fashion line- just no! And then they tell us they want a meritocracy!

-OP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

This is it, you guys.

This is the absolute epitome of an Ivanka outfit.

Should we even talk about her anymore?

She has finally completed her fashion journey and landed… here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

Very cute. She looks great in those slim cut pants and I love her jacket.

Her hair and makeup look greasy but I really hate that outfit. It fits her which is a nice change but navy black and teal is a lot gojng on and it just isn’t harmonized. The top is too heavy for the bottom. And that’s a lot of jewelry with those big buttons — might work if the look was more monochromatic but this is all busy lookkkg and like she’s wearing 2-3 different outfits. Also think it’s a little weird how much she clashes with her husband who is wearing the green tie in a nod to the Irish visit. I wonder if she asked for green pants and got the turquoise by mistake? It’s all a little odd.

The Irish TD’s wife’s dress is nice. You can buy it online for 190EU. I’m not sure how old she is — I think at least 65, right?

From the wwd article: While giving a speech about St. Patrick’s Day, JD Vance nodded to his wife’s outfit. “It’s also a really great opportunity for Usha to wear her pair of green pants. She’s had these in the closet for years and finally gets to break them out,” he said.
🤣 That answers that question. Never in the history of having something in my closet for years would I then think to take it for a spin on the world stage. Choosing the heavy black turtleneck under the navy blazer makes zero sense. I have a very similar navy blazer from Smythe and it’s a workhorse but it doesn’t work with black ffs.

Okay, this quote is just sad. JD, say less. You sound like an idiot. And you’re making her sound like she absolutely does not give a sh$t about this job. She pulled out some crap from her closet that she literally never wears because apparently she had put zero thought into this meeting until 10 minutes before. I wonder if they didn’t tell her she was going until the morning of, and then told her she needed to wear green? It’s like when your kid tells you at 8 am—oh, o need to dress like a cowboy for spirit day today and you’re pulling a random bandana out and saying that’s good enough. Is her staff just terrible?

And it doesn’t surprise me Trump didn’t wear green. He needs to wear the exact same thing every day, either as part of his OCD or because of his dementia. Trying to get him to switch the color of his tie is probably impossible. But JD will switch the color of his soul if his handlers tells him to.

ALL OF THIS. Plus those pants aren’t really even green. WTH?

Her husband calls them green, but they definitely photograph as turquoise, so it’s possible that they look green in person…

She needs a helper in this space, for sure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

Very cute. She looks great in those slim cut pants and I love her jacket.

Her hair and makeup look greasy but I really hate that outfit. It fits her which is a nice change but navy black and teal is a lot gojng on and it just isn’t harmonized. The top is too heavy for the bottom. And that’s a lot of jewelry with those big buttons — might work if the look was more monochromatic but this is all busy lookkkg and like she’s wearing 2-3 different outfits. Also think it’s a little weird how much she clashes with her husband who is wearing the green tie in a nod to the Irish visit. I wonder if she asked for green pants and got the turquoise by mistake? It’s all a little odd.

The Irish TD’s wife’s dress is nice. You can buy it online for 190EU. I’m not sure how old she is — I think at least 65, right?

From the wwd article: While giving a speech about St. Patrick’s Day, JD Vance nodded to his wife’s outfit. “It’s also a really great opportunity for Usha to wear her pair of green pants. She’s had these in the closet for years and finally gets to break them out,” he said.
🤣 That answers that question. Never in the history of having something in my closet for years would I then think to take it for a spin on the world stage. Choosing the heavy black turtleneck under the navy blazer makes zero sense. I have a very similar navy blazer from Smythe and it’s a workhorse but it doesn’t work with black ffs.

Okay, this quote is just sad. JD, say less. You sound like an idiot. And you’re making her sound like she absolutely does not give a sh$t about this job. She pulled out some crap from her closet that she literally never wears because apparently she had put zero thought into this meeting until 10 minutes before. I wonder if they didn’t tell her she was going until the morning of, and then told her she needed to wear green? It’s like when your kid tells you at 8 am—oh, o need to dress like a cowboy for spirit day today and you’re pulling a random bandana out and saying that’s good enough. Is her staff just terrible?

And it doesn’t surprise me Trump didn’t wear green. He needs to wear the exact same thing every day, either as part of his OCD or because of his dementia. Trying to get him to switch the color of his tie is probably impossible. But JD will switch the color of his soul if his handlers tells him to.

ALL OF THIS. Plus those pants aren’t really even green. WTH?

is it possible she's color blind and also no one around her ever actually *looks* at her enough to be able to say, "hon, that's not the outfit"?

She looks like she was pulled out of a chilling at the junior league spring luncheon afternoon, brought in through the offices and grabbed somebody’s blazer to throw on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha Vance joined her husband, U.S. Vice President JD Vance, on Wednesday to welcome Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and his wife, Mary Martin, to the Vice President’s Residence in Washington, D.C.

Mixing and matching, Usha Vance wore a navy blue double-breasted blazer with gold buttons by Veronica Beard and bright teal slim-fit pants that end at the ankle. She completed the look with a black turtleneck top underneath the blazer, navy heels and gold jewelry.



https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/usha-vance-outfit-st-patricks-day-1237045199/

Very cute. She looks great in those slim cut pants and I love her jacket.

Her hair and makeup look greasy but I really hate that outfit. It fits her which is a nice change but navy black and teal is a lot gojng on and it just isn’t harmonized. The top is too heavy for the bottom. And that’s a lot of jewelry with those big buttons — might work if the look was more monochromatic but this is all busy lookkkg and like she’s wearing 2-3 different outfits. Also think it’s a little weird how much she clashes with her husband who is wearing the green tie in a nod to the Irish visit. I wonder if she asked for green pants and got the turquoise by mistake? It’s all a little odd.

The Irish TD’s wife’s dress is nice. You can buy it online for 190EU. I’m not sure how old she is — I think at least 65, right?

From the wwd article: While giving a speech about St. Patrick’s Day, JD Vance nodded to his wife’s outfit. “It’s also a really great opportunity for Usha to wear her pair of green pants. She’s had these in the closet for years and finally gets to break them out,” he said.
🤣 That answers that question. Never in the history of having something in my closet for years would I then think to take it for a spin on the world stage. Choosing the heavy black turtleneck under the navy blazer makes zero sense. I have a very similar navy blazer from Smythe and it’s a workhorse but it doesn’t work with black ffs.

Okay, this quote is just sad. JD, say less. You sound like an idiot. And you’re making her sound like she absolutely does not give a sh$t about this job. She pulled out some crap from her closet that she literally never wears because apparently she had put zero thought into this meeting until 10 minutes before. I wonder if they didn’t tell her she was going until the morning of, and then told her she needed to wear green? It’s like when your kid tells you at 8 am—oh, o need to dress like a cowboy for spirit day today and you’re pulling a random bandana out and saying that’s good enough. Is her staff just terrible?

And it doesn’t surprise me Trump didn’t wear green. He needs to wear the exact same thing every day, either as part of his OCD or because of his dementia. Trying to get him to switch the color of his tie is probably impossible. But JD will switch the color of his soul if his handlers tells him to.

ALL OF THIS. Plus those pants aren’t really even green. WTH?

Her husband calls them green, but they definitely photograph as turquoise, so it’s possible that they look green in person…

She needs a helper in this space, for sure.

What probably happened, is someone told her at the last minute that she needed to wear green. And Usha said, oh I've got these green pants I bought on sale a couple of years ago, but have never had anything to wear with them.

I can't find that she has a Chief of Staff. Only staff I can find for her is this woman https://x.com/reeves_nikki who used to be Josh Hawley's assistant comms person.