Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:Twins-Fiona & Finbar
You had a photo booth at your wedding and posted pictures on Facebook of just so hilarious pictures of your friends and family wearing mustaches and wigs. You have a similar picture of the twins wearing mustache fingers. You don't want anyone to know you went through fertility treatments for the twins and keep an otherwise very natural, organic household

lol, no photo booth, or fake hair. But, We did do fertility treatments, and do try to stay organic.

[Anonymous]

Nevaeh

[Anonymous]

My boys are Jason and Peter.

[Anonymous]

Simon
Elliott
Maya

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Anonymous wrote:Madison

You grew up in Omaha and went to public school. After college (Go Cornhuskers!) you got a job as a flight attendant. You met DH when he was flying first-class NY to London. You had hoped to meet an investment banker, but -- alas -- he's in commercial real estate. You play a lot of tennis, swear like a sailor and drink like a fish. Your son is named Huntington, but you didn't post that because it would out you among your DCUM friends at Bethesda Country Club.

If you had not put the "gone to public school" I would have totally disagreed with the omaha assumption.

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Anonymous wrote:Ds1 Michael
DS2 Nate
Ds3 Gabriel

You are religious. You are Jewish. You like a theme and after Michael was born, you decided that all subsequent children must have -el endings. Nate is Nathaniel. If he's just Nate, that's just wrong.

I'm guessing Nate is Nathan, not Nathaniel, if the PP is actually Jewish.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nevaeh

You got pregnant at age 16, and you tried to get on MTV's 16 & Pregnant.

[Anonymous]

Isabelle & Tobias

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Anonymous wrote:James, Rowena

You are an Anglophile and traditionalist. I like your names.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Naomi
Sam

You are Jewish and somewhat religious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DD1 Loretta
DD2 Sheryl

No way. Are your kids in their 60s?

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Anonymous wrote:Anders.

Waspy

I'd guess Swedish.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Max
Jack
Leo

Kicking yourself for thinking you had come up with unique names.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter

Isn't there a TV show about a serial killer named Dexter, or something like that? Guessing he's not named after CK Dexter Haven, alas.

[Anonymous]

Joanna
Calvin