Basic Hygiene and Grooming for Social Presentation 101

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Anonymous wrote:A lot of these have nothing to do with hygiene, for example getting regular haircuts. I dont like cutting my hair every 6 weeks, and I was blessed with straight hair that doesn't take a ton of styling. I wash it every other day or so and it's sparkling clean, and I make sure to cut it every few months so there arent a ton of split ends, but, again, not really a hygiene issue even if I went longer without a haircut. You seem like an overly retentive, controlling person.


The topic is Hygiene and Grooming. Hair maintenance definitely is part of grooming.


You’re such a colossal ass-ache, my darling.


But my clothes are wrinkle free, dear.


This is your flex?


Her grooming is what stands in for and she thinks, wrongly, suffices, for her failure to be aesthetically pleasing or having a good personality, so.


Unlike many of you, I am simultaneously beautiful, well-groomed, well-dressed and congenial.


Good one Op.

The next time I evaluate my direct reports, I'll add a new category related to pore size. My cyber security team better be on top of the best facial products.


I would focus on making sure their clothing is neat and wrinkle free instead of pore size. Tech employees are notorious for having a disheveled appearance and poor social skills.


You know nothing. None of these people look disheveled and you should be embarrassed by your ignorant stereotypes.

I know we'd never get the truth, but I'd love to know your work history. Also because of your obsession with skin moisturization, I assume you're black. Putting down other dark skinned people for having "ashy" skin is the height of stupidity.


Whoa! Lots of assumptions are being made about me. I have not posted any comments about skin moisturization, but I am a fan of moisturized skin. Dry, “ashy” skin is not exclusive to dark skinned people. There are plenty of Caucasian men walking around with horrifically dry, ashy elbows. A 10% urea cream used daily will solve the problem.


Only a weirdo cares about someone else's "ashy" elbows.


I’ve honestly never noticed anyone’s elbows, ashy or moisturized. Not even my own husband’s.


There is an employee at my company who always has ashy, crusty elbows. I notice it whenever he walks past me. And I ask myself, “why doesn’t his wife tell him to moisturize his skin”. Clearly she doesn’t notice it either.

There are layers of dead skin cells there that need to be sloughed off. Caucasian skin needs moisture and exfoliation just like everyone else’s. A body lotion with 10% urea or AHAs will remove those layers of dead skin and moisturize the living cells.


It sounds like he and his wife have more important things on their minds. I suggest you get some important things to think about as well.


Most people consider grooming to be pretty important. It seems as if you are part of the pale, ashy demographic.


DP. Pale? OMG. Hahaha.
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7. Clean clothing. Wear clean and pressed clothing that fit you well!



You seem to be missing a great many things, like "empathy" and "tact" and the ability to mind your own business, but there is one aspect of your lack to which I'm particularly qualified to speak.

Most modern consumer textiles do NOT get "pressed". I'll spare you the lengthy lecture on how people's aversion to ironing ruined texiles and the planet near-simultaneously. To sum up: the vast majority of your clothing is made from chemically-treated, highly processed fibers, and/or plastics and plastic blends. This was designed to eliminate the need for ironing (and lower expense). So unless you're wearing costly outfits, your day-to-day attire shouldn't require an iron, and may in fact be harmed by the use of one. If you have the money to buy those sorts of clothes for everyday wear, you probably have someone else taking care of their maintenance (which will be considerable; that's the whole reason we started this little game).

You're also going to have to learn some leniency when it comes to the "that fit you well" bit. Again, unless you have a bespoke wardrobe or a personal tailor, or know how to fit and sew, your off-rack clothing will probably fit you "well enough". Culturally, we seem to have decided that's alright. Most people don't have the first clue about what their clothes are made of, let alone how they're cut or finished. The idea of fast fashion and a lack of sewing skills basically ruined clothing decades ago, and it's getting worse, not better. If you notice it, you're the exception (or you work in the industry).



That is very interesting. Empathy and tact seem to only be necessary when critiquing a specific demographic on this board. Empathy and tact are not required when critiquing other groups (eg. the ghetto demographic that buys Coach Factory Outlet handbags, southerners, midwesterners, etc). No one is above critique, and no one here gets a pass. If you’re parading around in public wearing wrinkled clothes, have foul body odor, only shower once or twice a week, haven’t established a skin care routine, have discolored teeth, etc, you are being criticized in this thread.



Oh noes! The canty anon on the mommy board might be criticizing strangers! Goodness gracious! Whatever shall we doooooo?!!

Nobody cares, hunty. You're ugly, your "advice" on fashion is ignorant and badly outdated, and nobody happy or sane has the time to devote to the level of ranting you're doing here. Only the mentally weak spend this much time criticizing the appearance of randoms they'll never know or even meet.

Get a hobby, maybe?


I have several hobbies. One of them is maintaining my good looks. Another is maintaining my slim figure. A third is going back and forth with randoms like yourself.


These aren’t hobbies.


What about running away from torch-bearing villagers trying to catch and toss her a$$ into a pond to see if she floats? Wait that’s part of one of her “maintaining” (“slimness”) hobbies, because that’s cardio.


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Anonymous wrote:A lot of these have nothing to do with hygiene, for example getting regular haircuts. I dont like cutting my hair every 6 weeks, and I was blessed with straight hair that doesn't take a ton of styling. I wash it every other day or so and it's sparkling clean, and I make sure to cut it every few months so there arent a ton of split ends, but, again, not really a hygiene issue even if I went longer without a haircut. You seem like an overly retentive, controlling person.


The topic is Hygiene and Grooming. Hair maintenance definitely is part of grooming.


You’re such a colossal ass-ache, my darling.


But my clothes are wrinkle free, dear.


This is your flex?


Her grooming is what stands in for and she thinks, wrongly, suffices, for her failure to be aesthetically pleasing or having a good personality, so.


Unlike many of you, I am simultaneously beautiful, well-groomed, well-dressed and congenial.


Good one Op.

The next time I evaluate my direct reports, I'll add a new category related to pore size. My cyber security team better be on top of the best facial products.


I would focus on making sure their clothing is neat and wrinkle free instead of pore size. Tech employees are notorious for having a disheveled appearance and poor social skills.


You know nothing. None of these people look disheveled and you should be embarrassed by your ignorant stereotypes.

I know we'd never get the truth, but I'd love to know your work history. Also because of your obsession with skin moisturization, I assume you're black. Putting down other dark skinned people for having "ashy" skin is the height of stupidity.


Whoa! Lots of assumptions are being made about me. I have not posted any comments about skin moisturization, but I am a fan of moisturized skin. Dry, “ashy” skin is not exclusive to dark skinned people. There are plenty of Caucasian men walking around with horrifically dry, ashy elbows. A 10% urea cream used daily will solve the problem.


Only a weirdo cares about someone else's "ashy" elbows.


I’ve honestly never noticed anyone’s elbows, ashy or moisturized. Not even my own husband’s.


There is an employee at my company who always has ashy, crusty elbows. I notice it whenever he walks past me. And I ask myself, “why doesn’t his wife tell him to moisturize his skin”. Clearly she doesn’t notice it either.

There are layers of dead skin cells there that need to be sloughed off. Caucasian skin needs moisture and exfoliation just like everyone else’s. A body lotion with 10% urea or AHAs will remove those layers of dead skin and moisturize the living cells.


It sounds like he and his wife have more important things on their minds. I suggest you get some important things to think about as well.


Most people consider grooming to be pretty important. It seems as if you are part of the pale, ashy demographic.


DP. Pale? OMG. Hahaha.


Yeah, what? Is this supposed to be an insult?

It is not a bad thing to be pale. Sunscreen is critically important! Way more important for beauty than, for example, plucking stray eyebrow hairs.
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7. Clean clothing. Wear clean and pressed clothing that fit you well!



You seem to be missing a great many things, like "empathy" and "tact" and the ability to mind your own business, but there is one aspect of your lack to which I'm particularly qualified to speak.

Most modern consumer textiles do NOT get "pressed". I'll spare you the lengthy lecture on how people's aversion to ironing ruined texiles and the planet near-simultaneously. To sum up: the vast majority of your clothing is made from chemically-treated, highly processed fibers, and/or plastics and plastic blends. This was designed to eliminate the need for ironing (and lower expense). So unless you're wearing costly outfits, your day-to-day attire shouldn't require an iron, and may in fact be harmed by the use of one. If you have the money to buy those sorts of clothes for everyday wear, you probably have someone else taking care of their maintenance (which will be considerable; that's the whole reason we started this little game).

You're also going to have to learn some leniency when it comes to the "that fit you well" bit. Again, unless you have a bespoke wardrobe or a personal tailor, or know how to fit and sew, your off-rack clothing will probably fit you "well enough". Culturally, we seem to have decided that's alright. Most people don't have the first clue about what their clothes are made of, let alone how they're cut or finished. The idea of fast fashion and a lack of sewing skills basically ruined clothing decades ago, and it's getting worse, not better. If you notice it, you're the exception (or you work in the industry).



That is very interesting. Empathy and tact seem to only be necessary when critiquing a specific demographic on this board. Empathy and tact are not required when critiquing other groups (eg. the ghetto demographic that buys Coach Factory Outlet handbags, southerners, midwesterners, etc). No one is above critique, and no one here gets a pass. If you’re parading around in public wearing wrinkled clothes, have foul body odor, only shower once or twice a week, haven’t established a skin care routine, have discolored teeth, etc, you are being criticized in this thread.



Oh noes! The canty anon on the mommy board might be criticizing strangers! Goodness gracious! Whatever shall we doooooo?!!

Nobody cares, hunty. You're ugly, your "advice" on fashion is ignorant and badly outdated, and nobody happy or sane has the time to devote to the level of ranting you're doing here. Only the mentally weak spend this much time criticizing the appearance of randoms they'll never know or even meet.

Get a hobby, maybe?


I have several hobbies. One of them is maintaining my good looks. Another is maintaining my slim figure. A third is going back and forth with randoms like yourself.


These aren’t hobbies.


What about running away from torch-bearing villagers trying to catch and toss her a$$ into a pond to see if she floats? Wait that’s part of one of her “maintaining” (“slimness”) hobbies, because that’s cardio.




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